Everyone’s favorite person in the world and his own greatest fan, my sister’s husband Liam from Nashville, was so grandiloquent and pompous at the Memorial Day picnic that he appeared to attract his own planet.
‘A Pit,’ I mused, ‘but Heaven over it.’
An unknown local software engineer (it was Phil) used the following words to bring a succinct end to what had been an ongoing carpool argument with coworker Dave Thompson. Dave would later call Robussen Robussen […]
Ready and willing to solve the age-old question about what crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg, local smoke shop co-founders Luis Fernandez and Toby Joe spent another evening in on the floor […]
Testimonial from Sue in Peoria: Yeah, when my hubby and I first tried reading Jane Austen in the Fleecy Flybreeze® it was so different. It was like having Darcy’s arms around you, soft and fleecy […]
What began with forced smiles and slightly insulting comments about this being your first time in Bucharest, continued with snide wisecracks in Romanian over beers on the hostel porch at your expense, and finally openly […]
THE HAPPY ISSUE, sometime in 1996
Church council members had to intervene at this week’s thirteenth annual Mount of Olives Beef Stroganoff Bake Off as Linda and Tammy faced off over alleged subordination of bake off jurors. The blue ribbon this […]