Turns out that the best-selling existentialist philosopher-poet Andrew S. Kuznetsov III, is just called Andy by his friends, sources reported Monday.
‘It is kind of a disappointment, to be frank,’ said JaMarcus, Mr. Kuznetsov’s new next-door neighbor. ‘I mean, he is practically the father of modern existential ontology and a very serious man. I would expect him to stick to Andrew.’
Andy refused to comment for this article.