His name is Brian Edwards and he has already saved more than 3000 meters of used dental floss. Why is he doing it? To help the orphans, of course.
‘When I discovered the state of dental hygiene in British orphanages, that those poor orphans do not even have enough dental floss to keep up with daily flossings, I knew I had to do something,’ Brian confided in this Gorko reporter last Tuesday, while signing for his pizza.
The local philanthropist plans to surprise the British orphans by sending the used dental floss anonymously by post later this month.
‘The expressions on their little orphan faces will be indescribable,’ Brian said, ‘and I wish I could be there to see it, but I must remain anonymous.’
When asked why he wished to remain out of the limelight, Brian Edwards (35B Freknight Lane, Berkelecestisteshire 105) replied that he was just a humble citizen, doing what anyone else in his shoes would do if they could.
Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash
YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
bottled rocket by Theodore Wallbanger
HISTORY OF L’ETAT LAITIER -or- However You Say ‘Dairy State’ in French by Bruce Gee
NEED SOMEONE TO HELP GROW YOUR SOCIALS OR DEVELOP YOUR BRAND? WELL THEN WHY DID YOU CALL YOUR COMPANY HITLER TOUPEE
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF YOU COULD EAT PEOPLE
We’ll just let you chew on that one for awhile. TGG Foto de Derick Daily…
before the moon and 2 more by John Yohe
Leave a Reply