His name is Brian Edwards and he has already saved more than 3000 meters of used dental floss. Why is he doing it? To help the orphans, of course.
‘When I discovered the state of dental hygiene in British orphanages, that those poor orphans do not even have enough dental floss to keep up with daily flossings, I knew I had to do something,’ Brian confided in this Gorko reporter last Tuesday, while signing for his pizza.
The local philanthropist plans to surprise the British orphans by sending the used dental floss anonymously by post later this month.
‘The expressions on their little orphan faces will be indescribable,’ Brian said, ‘and I wish I could be there to see it, but I must remain anonymous.’
When asked why he wished to remain out of the limelight, Brian Edwards (35B Freknight Lane, Berkelecestisteshire 105) replied that he was just a humble citizen, doing what anyone else in his shoes would do if they could.
Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash
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