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AIR AND ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ICON MICKELIA EARHART TOLD THE GORKO EARLIER TODAY VIA LONG-DISTANCE TELEPHONE THAT THEY HAVE DECIDED, AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION, NOT TO ENTER THIS YEAR’S WOMEN’S TRANSCONTINENTAL AIR DERBY, IN WHICH THEY HAVE PLACED AMONG THE TOP TEN FLYERS EVERY YEAR FOR MORE THAN NINETY YEARS. THEY LAMENTABLY DECLINED TO EXPLAIN THEIR DECISION, SAYING ONLY, ‘YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT.’
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