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3.11.2023 7:00 AM

BASIC SPANISH FOR YOUR TRIP ABROAD

Many readers have complained that in other countries they speak different languages, so after careful consultation with our language expert, Ampersat Todd, we decided to put together this basic guide to backpacker Spanish for your next trip to the Hebrides.

LIST A

¿Está bien? – Is Ben at home?
Tortilla por favor – I’d like a big ham sandwich please, hold the mayo
¿Cómo se llama? – Help yourself to some more llama meat
Estoy perdido – I am literally in hell
Hasta luego – See you later up at the lake
Buenas noches – These nachos are Bernie’s
Face – Facebook
Perdón – It’s Don’s fault
Por supuesto – Not in the budget
Mucho gusto – That’s a ton of geese
¿Cómo estás? – I eat, you let be
Te quiero – Take care, y’all
No comprendo – You are not going shopping in THAT outfit
¡Ayúdame! – You mean the world to me
Lo siento – I feel a sharp pain
De nada – Better to swim than to sink
Sí – one if you are willing
No – Cautious, homie
Desperté apenas – I woke up a cock
Hola amigo – Hold on I’ll be right back
Gracias – Yes Grace is in but she is probably in the bathroom
Feliz cumple – Liz will take care of it
Lo sé – You lose
Buena suerte – Luck is Bernie’s
¡Alto! – Giants!
La policía – Polly