BREAKING NEWS
CELEBRATED FLY LADY AMELIA MIRANDA SET A NEW TRANSATLANTIC FLIGHT RECORD FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY SOLO ACROSS THE ATLANTIC WHILE BALANCING A PILE OF FRUIT ON HER HEAD.
‘NOW WE’RE SUCKING DIESEL,’ REMARKED CONNOR O’SULLIVAN, THE FIRST PERSON TO CLASP THE ‘FLYING BANANA’ BY THE FRUIT UPON HER SUCCESSFUL DESCENT INTO HIS COW PASTURE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POND.
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