Don’t think that I am not kind because er words are hard to find but oh dang did you sign for the cheque? I’ll sign for the cheque, wouldn’t want to leave it unsigned for the banks.
Yeah the banks of chaos in my mind.
The eloquence of the banks ties me up emotionally sometimes and then rapes me. Yeah you heard me rapes me.
Anyway, de do do do, de da da da is all I want to say to you. De do do do, de da da da, the moronic simplicity of these sounds will help pull me out of this funk and probably save our doomed relationship. De do do do, de da da da are words or sounds that mean nothing so that is true, right?
A lot of people make good money because they are good with words. For example, teachers (see my top hit ‘Don’t Stand So Close To Me’, about this girl I had the hots for when she was my teenage student), priests, lawyers, doctors, grifters, carnies, senators. Sometimes they scream for your submission TRUDIE and no one tells them to shut up and calm TF DOWN. All of those eloquent people are raping me Trudie.
Anyway, de do do do, de da da da is all I want to say to you. De do do do, de da da da, the moronic simplicity of these sounds I will sing to you.
De do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da, de do do do, de da da da…
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