After I woke up in the bathtub full of ice in an abandoned warehouse with a missing kidney, and had to hail a cab without any clothes on, my friends all wanted to know how I was doing, how I was dealing with my bitterness at being cut open without my consent and robbed of a kidney, at the two-timing honeytrap femme fatal who lured me into Majestic Hotel number 416 with a million-dollar tale of have-nots and whoever-has-beens, and what revenge I was plotting against the devious Doctor Heinz Fassler and his cadre of well-shoed goons.
But I just told them to calm down, that life had given me a bathtub full of ice and a missing kidney, so I had made a non-alcoholic margarita and sat back in my hammock, glad to be alive.
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