MULTIVERSE
The Idiot: A Story About Stephen Hawking
Les Misérables: A Tale of Happy People
The Old Man and the Sea: The Story of a Landlocked Child
For Whom the Bell Tolls: A Philly Cheesesteak Story
The Stranger: A Book About My Neighbor
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man: A Stick Figure Finger Painting
A Confederacy of Dunces: A Government of Retards
The Lord of the Rings: A Divorce Story
The Magic Mountain: A Decaying Hillside
The Sun Also Rises: And The Moon Sometimes Sets
To Kill a Mockingbird: A Twitter Diatribe
James and the Giant Peach: A Stomach Crushing Cobbler
Crime & Punishment: If the Glove Doesn’t Fit, You Must Acquit!
Wuthering Heights: A Fear of Flying
Catcher in the Rye: A Story About Baseball, and Bread
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: A Book About a Homeless, Swimming Fruit
Catch-22: FML
Heart of Darkness: Genitals of Light
The Grapes of Wrath: Starring Zach Galifianakis
Leaves of Grass: The Story of an Allergic Ass
In Search of Lost Time: A Missing Pocket Watch
Moby Dick: The Story of a Pissed Off Penis
War & Peace: Taking Care of my Nephew & Niece
Hamlet: The Story of a Little Spam Sandwich
Lolita: A Book Based on Bill Clinton
about the artist
Charles J. March III is an internationally published homebody. His work has appeared in books, magazines, newspapers, journals, reviews, museums, quarterlies, gazettes, websites, stalls, etc. Less can be found at LinkedIn & SoundCloud.
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