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4.11.2026 6:40 AM

Cassandra Rosecracker Superfly and 2 more by Theodore Wallbanger

Cassandra Rosecracker Superfly

It was 9:38pm on June 1 when Cassandra Rosecracker Superfly experienced audio creamery during a scintillating music fiesta stitched together by the not so legendary Scrim Scrawler Three

Timmy

Timmy was selected as Purgatory’s Daily Torch Tosser for the obligatory burning of souls. Tomorrow it would be Sawbrina followed by Jacques and on and on the daily grind in hell would go

Nikos Formaldehyde

Nikos Formaldehyde was advised his look was inappropriate for the opera. Nikos took this in stride because Nikos knew looks were not everything besides not many human vessels could slither around the universe in hot lava formation. Nikos embraced his intrusive fire energy while nature screamed.

ABOUT THE ARTIST

Berthed from mischievous leprechauns near technicolor shadow lands surrounding Honah Lee, Theodore Wallbanger rides mysterious sparkle railcars bursting with crunchy cotton candy clouds dispatched from slippery erotic massage vixens who rage pillow laugh hourly within a splintered transportation module that screams along butterscotch wonder tracks forming vibrations for audiences across Sugar Hill Mountain.