Liaison by Michael Igoe
I can’t shake the taste I get from eating sour grapes.
CANDY BARS WITH RAZOR BLADES INSIDE RANKED BY JOHNSON STREET ADDRESS
The Van Burens only give kids generic candy like Smikkers and Kit-Kax.
Toaster of the Month Club by Jon Wesick
Each month, the Toaster of the Month Club will deliver an assortment of boutique toasters…
Skeleton Crew by C.K. Liu
We walk toward glass doors shiny enough to kill a bird.
BUT MR. AND MRS. HALVERSON DIED IN 1984
Why are the lights on in their house?
WE ASKED 4 LOCAL K-12 TEACHERS FOR THE BASIC INGREDIENTS OF MEXICAN CHICKEN LIME SOUP. HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
‘I guess it has tortillas and water and some tequila in it, I mean it…
I met yr god and 1 more by John Yohe
I met yr god one time in the desert
near Globe I said what are you…
Godspeed, Kenny Chesney by Torrey Kurtzner
Upon his Second Coming, he had successfully carved a new identity for himself while blending…
I went to the state of limerence and all I got was this lousy shirt by Andrea Salvador
Cue the midnight banter where you ooze buckets of #coolgirl aura &
NO NEVER MIND HE’S…
PHOR!!! 10 GORKO-APPROVED APHORISMS FOR THE AGES
14. Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot is worth a thousand words