8 micropoems by Mykyta Ryzhykh
berries but not summer
What is your urgency statement? by Bruce Reisner
The man’s urgency was pure garbage. All our urgencies were a fabrication. Sad.
A BOWL OF WORMS NEVER LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE SPAGHETTI BY LITTLE DAVID GREENER
‘This particular bowl of nightcrawlers probably looked more like spaghetti than any of my previous…
Malcolm by Simon Collinson
For as they say, mony a mickle maks a muckle.
The Theme of the Week is Sports Chafing
Elizabeth Barret Browning was famous for her hot zumba rashes, of which she complains in…
Magazine Editor’s Handbook: Lesson One by Bill Tope
Thank you for the submission of _________ to _________ journal.
Cartoons by Laurie Rosenwald
Pretty damn similar
2 new poems by Salvatore Difalco
I started wearing faux leather pants
but chafing restricted my movements
and people took to gawking
Culling of the Centaurs by James Callan
smith and scrivener
bowman and bride
getting on like a house on fire
The Third Obituary of Hiram C. Young by Marsden Lyonwahl
It is with sadness, respect, and some chagrin that this paper announces the passing of…