DO YOU HAIKU and assumed sensations by Theodore Wallbanger
‘The Haiku? Do you do the Haiku?’
ARE PEORIA’S TRUE CRIME TOURS A FRAUD?
Some parts of the UTTI tours are in fact on YouTube.
Mitch’s Predictions for the 97th Academy Awards
Predicting this year’s winners was particularly difficult due to the fact that I no longer…
Rodentia Bombers and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
BANGERS was car hop bedlam strapping slippery vixens to Rollerblades to assist with running flash…
I WOULD LOVE TO TOSS YOUR SALAD
If you had a salad like that, I would toss it in 0 seconds flat!
CANDY APPLE MURDER
Candy, no!!
3 THINGS EVERY MAN LOVES TO HEAR WHILE STUCK IN BUMPER-TO-BUMPER TRAFFIC
Make a joke out of something completely unfunny, like a flat tire.
IT DOESN’T END WELL, FRITZ LANG! by Steen W. Rasmussen
A SILENT MOVIE
CROSSING THE STREET: MASTER CLASS WITH CUCK LITTLE
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A VERY SMALL BOTTLE OF VODKA MAY STILL CONTAIN ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO MAKE YOU FEEL AMAZING, EXPERTS WARN
Gorko investigative journalists will be researching the phenomenon of small shooter bottles all afternoon.