OH BOY THEY GAVE HIM THE RIGHT-HANDED PEN
I am going to take this right-handed pen and write a letter to the owner.
NARCOLEPSY: WHY IT IS SO DANG FUNNY
Ha ha ha ha ha haha hahahahahahaha!
BABY FOOD FOR ADULTS?
She is calling the revolutionary new business Mcoudalis.
proselyting by Theodore Wallbanger
When I penned my religious toxicity in a font story entitled ‘firestarter’.
All you want (a series of lies) by Colin Gee
Between adobe walls in the land of blue agave there is a flash in the…
3 PERFECT QUIPS TO MAKE TO A MAN STROKING A HARP
Did I just die and go to heaven?
2 poems by Karl Koweski
and that’s when the beast
leapt upon me with its
scalpel claws
Who Killed Joe Hardy? and 1 more by Tim Frank
because there’s magic in your eyes
floating like space debris
above carmine contrail skies.
3 ROOKIE AUTHOR SUBMISSION ERRORS YOU ARE PROBABLY ABOUT TO MAKE THE FIRST ONE IS READING ARTICLES LIKE THIS ONE
Life is not a job, man.
NEW GORKO GAMES FOR BLIZZARD SEASON!!!
Personally tested by Uncle Toby in the Gorko Basements.