SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER (S.A.D.) by Ron Arbuckle
The wild turkeys were out in the highway this morning
MEDIUM RATS NOW ON SALE
VISIT RATS EMPORIUM TODAY
Satisfaction Delivered by Iryna Somkina
The cashier wasn’t a tattooed girl with father issues. She was fifty-something. A plump, tired…
CLASSIC GORKO: MORE FROM THE AMMNER WHITCKET NEWSPAGE
Gorko lore, from our archives to your breakfast table.
Cassandra Rosecracker Superfly and 2 more by Theodore Wallbanger
It was 9:38pm on June 1
MITCHELL KENNEDY’S TOP 5 MOVIES CALLED OPOSSUM
He rolls up into a ball and plays dead and they go away.
No. 49
SHE READ HIM LIKE AN OPEN BOOK
FORGET THE FALL by Antoine Bargel
To us, it is the Outsiders who seem, well, outsized.
MARS ROVER SPIES SHIMMERING NYMPHS, THUNDER DEITY BETWEEN CLOUDS OF COTTON CANDY AND LOLLIPOP ELVES
The presence of the nymphs apparently had been concealed by the clouds of pink-orange cotton…
Arthur by Bruce Gee
He walked like a sailor
come on to dry land
after months at sea