Normally I notice right away because of all of the custom gold on the stick but I must have just been distracted.
Month: March 2022
HORSEBACK RIDING: CAN IT CURE INSOMNIA?
The question posed by bestselling Peoria-area author Paulette Joseph in her latest self-help book Pony Tales #14: Sleepless Rider, whether horseback riding can be the long-sought cure for insomnia, may just find an answer in […]
2 Poems by Captain B
Why does every interesting country road / Have a vicious dog to get past?
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
This just in from Gorko lead reporter Pete UK! Contrary to all reports, despite being the fortunate ones when the phone rings in the middle of the night, when the workin day is done, ho […]
MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: WHO ARE THESE OSCAR FELLOWS
The words of Ampersat Lemon Reilly were blurry and the room where I was taking my bath (the master bath) began to spin.
OPINION: WHY THE LIGHTS ARE STILL ON AT JACK AND BARBARA’S HOUSE
The incident has been reported to authorities and police supposedly are on their way to the scene of the crime.
Classic Gorko: NEWSRASH
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CLASSIC SUNDAE DIN(N)ER POT (ROAST) (8 hours)
Two bottles of malbec by Captain B
When we hung up / I talked to other floating things / I got lost / When i lost it
HILARIOUS! COUPLE SETS RECORD FOR MOST TRAGIC EXCUSE TO SKIP AHEAD IN LINE AT AIRPORT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD
The buck, as they say, stopped directly in line behind us.
CHEESY, DREAMY: OUR EXPERTS DISSECT A PEPPEPIDGE FARMS GOLDFISH
The definitive way to eat the reportedly cheesy, dreamy snack food.
ILLINOIS TOWN CASHES IN ON LOCAL CREEP TOBY
The Peoria suburb of Squats are indeed making groundbreaking strides towards answering the question of what to do with local creep Toby.