You and your group of cocksure friends may still be beautiful and full of vinegar and sass in 2063, sonny, as your behavior tends to imply you think, but recent advanced computer facial aging technology my friend Bernie down New Hampshire Institute of Technology informs me MAY suggest a different cosmetic future for the human race, including those in your very age bracket.
Yeah cheers from the guy at the end of the bar.
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