GORKO RETREAD! NO NOT REREAD, RETARD, RETREAD. BECAUSE SOME OF THE CLASSIC GORKO ARTICLES ARE OUR FAVORITES. ‘THIS IS WHAT LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI IS WEARING TODAY’ FIRST PUBLISHED 17 JULY 2021
17 July 2021
So the three-time Truman Capote Award for Literary Criticism winner, Harvard Professor Emeritus jackass Dr. Don Markenbaldi was volunteering at a Peoria Children’s Fund charity picnic, well that does not absolve him of these awful shorts, or his atrocious monograph Gulliver S. Gulliver and the Rape of Verse (Simon & Shyster 1987).
(He is standing on the left in the photograph, under the white tent. Our photographer was unable to get any closer without being seen.)
The Gorko will continue to provide updates on Markenbaldi’s truly garish fashion choices until he drops dead.
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