Month: August 2024
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NO NOT A PICTURE OF THREE COWS, YOU PERVERT
Tis an early-century portrait of the ideal country life in a place with gently rolling hills, partial woodland, and the softest of zephyrs. Compare to other portraits of its time before you jump to conclusions next time, sicko. GORKO RETREAD!…
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Just a Dream – Go Back to Sleep: A book review by Hugh Blanton
If your vision of reality is shaped by, oh let’s say, the comments section of the NPR Facebook page, your reality may not be a good point to start a surrealist story.
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‘If I were investing’ by Mark Parsons
One for the beard; and one for his centaur glutes and thighs; Another for his greedy, gap-toothed grin
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2024 NFL RULE CHANGES EXPLAINED
The replacement of the traditional pigskin with shuttles (also known as birdies) shall also require the introduction of racquets.
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‘The West, A Nest And You, Dear: A Prose Poem’ by John RC Potter
Dad came home with a stereo console from the town’s furniture store.
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‘Sin Eaters Love Women Who Pray Over Bones’ and 2 more by Mark Blickley
Sin Eaters Love Women Who Pray Over Bones
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‘I See Bugs in His Aura’ by Camila Hamel
They shared everything, and many times took from each other without asking.
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‘Sin Eater Stan’ by JD Clapp
Eat too much sociopath sin and you’ll hurl like that time you drank two pints of Banna 99.
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF CILANTRO?
What flavor cilantro you think goes best with a standard yellow curry?
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2 poems by Matt Dennison
Stripped to the waist, sweating, curse-working the levers in the dark bath—there!
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Help! The Next Door Neighbors Keep Getting The Royal Shit Kicked Out Of Them
AITA for calling the police?
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3 poems by Cheryl Caesar
bearing the smells that live on hands that held them, backed them into holes, their heads out, passive.
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‘And Such Small Portions’ by Lion Summerbell
That day, God appeared to the people of earth: five foot eleven, tan bucks, cream sports coat, polo an awesome blue.
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3 WAYS TO TAKE OUT YOUR FRUSTRATION BY RUINING SOMEONE ELSE’S DAY
No one likes to get jostled or bumped by a stranger.
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MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: 3 MISTAKES YOU’RE PROBABLY MAKING WHILE WATCHING ‘MAXXXINE’
With these three simple pointers your MaXXXine movie-going experience will be as poop-your-pants, pee-your-knickers terrifying as ours!
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‘The chicken or the egg?’ by Nolcha Fox
They crashed the party. In a truck. The egg claimed it wasn’t his fault.
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‘Our Ritual’ and 2 more by James Croal Jackson
scrape the wings off my heart and wait wait sixty-five to eighty
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‘Fury of the Gorgons’ by Steve Passey
I had some sort of hash with hollandaise, she had something with an extra side of bacon. She loved bacon.
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NOW IMAGINE THAT TOAST WITHOUT ANY BUTTER OR EVEN AVOCADO ON IT: THAT IS THE APOCALYPSE
That, my friend, is the real apocalypse.
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THIS CHILI CON CARNE RECIPE WILL BURN YOUR FACE OFF
Our special chile con carne recipe is so hot it will literally make your face drip off of your skull.
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‘Sonny Liston’ and 2 more by John Davis
They said hit him Sonny hit him with your 20 arrests jab that left jab
