PHOR!!! 10 GORKO-APPROVED APHORISMS FOR THE AGES
14. Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot is worth a thousand words
The People vs Ricky Bernstein’s Playboy by Patrick Carella
The judge adjusted his seat on the cardboard box filled with ancient sports magazines.
THE GORKO’S 2027 BEST OF THE NET NOMINATIONS!
The Gorko’s 2027 BotN nominations are here! Read all eight pieces here.
3 GROWN MEN YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO WOULD HAPPILY PLAY TEVYE IN A HIGH SCHOOL THEATRICAL ADAPTATION OF ‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’ IF IT MEANT THE DALLAS COWBOYS COULD WIN THE SUPER BOWL
Disturbing if true, a new survey by the Gorko True Facks Committee has brought to…
A Compendium of Gemstones by James Callan
Kyanite is a corpse hidden in the center of a snowbank in the parking lot…
The Melancholy Man of Leisure by Hugh Blanton
This is part of Shteyngart’s shtick—the bullied, picked upon, oppressed, poor little guy that just…
2 poems by Ryan Quinn Flanagan
Really puts my nacho platter to shame.
YOU DON’T NECESSARILY NEED CHAMPAGNE TO TOAST THE CONQUEST OF A MINOR EUROPEAN NATION
If the nation is a fairly large one, however, champagne may indeed be expected.
Chicken by Joe Couture
Instructions were simple
An open letter to God by Zoë Davis
The All-You-Can-Eat Supper Club Hosted by Nelson Mandela has been a personal highlight.