Month: September 2026
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YOU DON’T NECESSARILY NEED CHAMPAGNE TO TOAST THE CONQUEST OF A MINOR EUROPEAN NATION
If the nation is a fairly large one, however, champagne may indeed be expected.
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An open letter to God by Zoë Davis
The All-You-Can-Eat Supper Club Hosted by Nelson Mandela has been a personal highlight.
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Fear Cringed Eyes by Nicholas Viglietti
Brutal sting, you barter with God. Decisions made, and we were to blame.
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Dangerous Dave by Simon Collinson
I used to love doing tricks. Go down them head first, run up the slide.
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Mitch’s Movie Mash: Despite Gruesome Hygiene ‘The Batboy’ Has Bonified Man Wings
I hate it when she finds out about upcoming theatrical releases before I do, but it makes sense.
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THIS COURAGEOUS MAN WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL AT THE AGE OF 56 AND WAS BULLIED LIKE IT WAS 1984
Unfortunately for Lenny, times have not changed all that much in forty years.
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Dreadlocks by Arthur Neong
And he has all the world to himself. The richest poorest man in the world.
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YOU KNOW I LIKE MY GIRLS A LITTLE BIT OLDER
I just wanna use your love tonight. No, I don’t wanna lose your love tonight.
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Fish in love by Mykyta Ryzhykh
Spruce trees cast their proud shadows on four-legged tracks in the snow
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Found Poetry: ‘Poet Interruptus’ by Uncle Toby
Callow to the utmost, maturely she sips her morning brew / With unknowingly meager nonplussed virgin charm
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You Can Take Away These Five Monuments to Deer Point’s Greatness When You Can Pry Them From Our Cold Dead Hands by Nathan Ellis
Known as The Shoveler, Deer Point librarian and bird watching enthusiast Leah Plimpton terrorized Deer Point from 1984 to 1993.
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It Was Called ‘SmokeNet’ by Mohammad Asgari
Scientists Discover Native Americans Had Social Media Thousands of Years Before Facebook — It Was Called ‘SmokeNet’
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Faux Chairs by Ken Long
We watched them for a few minutes to see if they would leave, but they just sat there talking.
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Review of Revenge of the Living Dead Girls by Dmitriy Kogan
His pregnant wife, Helen, inexplicably ends up giving birth to a mutant baby in the shower.
