Category: WHOOPS
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The Theme of the Week Is What to Do When Your Bestie Reaps The Lost Souls Of Your Immediate Family
When it started back in late October of 2024, this reaping of lost souls, you shrugged it off as one of Derek’s little quirks.
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GORKO IS GAME FOR THE NEW YEAR
Let The Gorko help you make the final festivities of your year the most memorable.
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BEST OF THE GORKO 2024
The real gift of 2024 was the creative work submitted to this space by more than 75 contributors: humor, short fiction, CNF, poems, and more.
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MORE GORKO GAMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Three new games that are guaranteed to get people talking about what is going on at your place in Peoria.
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The Theme of the Week is When A Boy Named Kevin Almost Drinks From Your Martini
You straight up missed the chance of a lifetime, hon.
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The Theme of the Week is Mascara
But why do you have to blacken the lashes, too, as you ride the number 18 bus downtown?
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The Theme of the Week is Missing: Lost At The Zoo
Little David Greener, of course, generally goes missing in the Snake House.
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‘If I were investing’ by Mark Parsons
One for the beard; and one for his centaur glutes and thighs; Another for his greedy, gap-toothed grin
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‘The West, A Nest And You, Dear: A Prose Poem’ by John RC Potter
Dad came home with a stereo console from the town’s furniture store.
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‘I See Bugs in His Aura’ by Camila Hamel
They shared everything, and many times took from each other without asking.
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‘Sin Eater Stan’ by JD Clapp
Eat too much sociopath sin and you’ll hurl like that time you drank two pints of Banna 99.
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‘And Such Small Portions’ by Lion Summerbell
That day, God appeared to the people of earth: five foot eleven, tan bucks, cream sports coat, polo an awesome blue.
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‘Fury of the Gorgons’ by Steve Passey
I had some sort of hash with hollandaise, she had something with an extra side of bacon. She loved bacon.
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‘Sonny Liston’ and 2 more by John Davis
They said hit him Sonny hit him with your 20 arrests jab that left jab
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WHOOPS Selections from Mykyta Ryzhykh
UN meets for next meeting Naked people die under the temple of the bushes
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‘Doody and Memory’ and one more by M.P. Powers
today I read in the news that two young men / from new york have just expired after falling / into a large tank of hogshit
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The Theme of the Week is UAPs
Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (U.A.P.) is the Pentagon’s latest working acronym for ‘submerged and trans-medium objects,’ replacing the antiquated term Unidentified Flying Object (U.F.O.).
