GREAT MIDWESTERN TENNIS TOURNAMENT AND SLENDERMAN SIGHTING
The first Slenderman sighting was reported at the Great Midwestern Tennis Tournament in 2015 by…
Academy 666 by Simon Collinson
The school motto is now, ‘This is a tempting school, where everybody gives in to…
corneRED by Theodore Wallbanger
there had to be death for me to begin
secrets were spilled for my life to…
Important Holiday Season Reminders from the Only Full-Blooded Jew in the Family by Eli Evans
Do not touch the dreidel while it is spinning.
Paprika Salsa Rider by Theodore Wallbanger
Paprika Salsa Rider found himself torn between green or red alliances
The Silver Screen by Gulliver S. Gulliver
Bad poetry by the great modernist Gulliver S. Gulliver. Commentary by Tark Mackintosh.
BEST OF THE GORKO 2025
The real gift of 2024 was the creative work submitted to this space by more…
T-E GA-NTL-T by Antoine Bargel
I ra-se my fl-g a-ain an- a-ain the e-i-or ch-ps it d-wn. The ed-t-r is…
MORE GORKO SURVIVORS BEGINNING TO SPEAK OUT
He made us think that WE were the ones with questionable taste, and then recruited…
He Has No Head by Ben Macnair
His consciousness, a neat little widget of self-awareness, seemed to have taken up residence somewhere…