HEARTBREAKING: LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO OUR ROBOT
They have no shame. We vow revenge.
Angry Bird by Simon Collinson
I used to get invited to showbiz parties. Not anymore.
Smite, Armageddon, Ladies’ Underwear by Patrick Carella
Alien sociologists might have called the commuters what they were: pulses of shiny krill, tunneling…
Highways Clogged with Traffic, City Council Moves to Purchase Giant Toilet Plunger
This morning, the streets were unclogged, and traffic flowed faster than it ever had before.
I Think My Girlfriend May Occasionally Be Possessed by the Ghost of Pop Singer Michael Jackson by Nick Porisch
She doesn’t even know how to moonwalk so how could she have done that in…
BRUSH UP ON YOUR FRENCH: HOW DO YOU SAY ‘MAC N CHEESE’ IN PARIS?
Remember to always be polite to your waiter, s’il te plait!
Journey After the Show and The Slaughtering Cause by Ben Nardolilli
For a face that can turn into a skyline
When stretched out on its side
Rearview Mirror: Cartoons by Tamizh Ponni VP
The words on my notes app alone couldn’t do justice to the strange ideas that…
3 lines in a haiku by Louis Packard
DECIDING TO OVERTURN A COIN FLIP AS A WAY OF TAKING CONTROL OF UR
LIFE
SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. IT WASN’T HER FIRST RUSSIAN SA3 BUFFER-AND-SCREW, AFTER ALL
‘What you think, this be my first Rooshun SA3 buffer un screw?’