It was one thing to get the grouchy shoe salesperson and the grouchy taxi driver. I even put up with the grouchy bellhop, rude waiter, unpleasant sommelier, and pissy booking agent. But I am putting […]
Month: November 2021
Upcoming Movie: ‘Christmas Confexxxion 3’
The latest Candycane Productions straight-to-DVD release, Christmas Confexxxion 3, is just in time for the holiday season, and boy are we gingerbready for this one. Starring Jane Cheddar and Clark Tony as Mrs. and Santa […]
HEARTWARMING: THE MOMENT THIS MERMAID’S MOST FERVENT WISH WAS ANSWERED
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QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN A STEAMING CUP OF TEA TO ENJOY
She is standing at the window right now with a look on her face that shouts introspection, nostalgia, a true wistful hankering. This is the deepest thinking of her entire week, and she is not […]
Mitch’s Movie Mash: ‘Insurgent’ teaches us how to laugh and love
‘INSURGENT’ TEACHES US HOW TO LAUGH AND LOVE I would call myself more an actor than a director. As many people know, I used to be a musical performer and I would play in front […]
THIS PERSON’S PERSONAL BRAND IS SPL RANCH
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HEY WHY IS THERE NO VERMOUTH AT THIS SALAD BAR
It looks like all you have here, in fact, are vegetables. Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash
YOU ARE GONE FOR 3 SHORT DAYS AND THEY GET A CAVALIER KING CHARLES SPANIEL
So you get into the catnip and are off into the back alleys for a long weekend as is natural, and you don’t smell so pepperminty by the time you get back, but that does […]
Classic Gorko: YIELD
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