THANKS FOR READING!
To celebrate our second birthday here is a look back at a few of our favorite pieces from ’22-23, in which The Gorko showcased the work of dozens of new contributors, featuring poetry, fiction, cartoons, art, and humor, and nearly doubled its readership.
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The Summer I Grofulated, or, Verbal Abuse by Bill Kitcher
I looked both words up on the intertubes. Under ‘twimmle’, it says, ‘grofulate’.
THE SILENT TREATMENT: 27 EXPERT OPINIONS
So it has happened again: after a wonderful afternoon in which you both laughed, cried,…
WAR OF THE MEAT VASSALS DAY 3: MISTER CHATBOT DECLARES TOTAL VICTORY
Operation Meat Patty began just 3 days ago, with a total blitzkreig on all meat…
WHY SWITZERLAND IS THERE
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MISTER BANANA FACES DISCRIMINATION
A man at the zoo made fun of me for using wired headphones instead of…
Dear Virgie by Nolcha Fox
We are the proud parents of the most beautiful bride-to-be in the world. She’s disappeared.

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