Month: March 2024
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STUMPED ON WHAT TO NAME YOUR STUPID NEW LITERARY JOURNAL? TRY THE GORKO’S NEW NAME GENERATOR!
NOTA BENE!!!!!!!!!!! Remember, these methods are NOT infallible! Please remember that you naming a literary journal is NOT the same as naming a porn persona.
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all the items i indicated i relate with on the ‘northern nebraska various states of self-identification index’ by William M. Mcintosh
I am suspicious and fearful of individuals in various forms of head-to-toe costumes.
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‘THE TIMELY PROFITS OF EDUCATION’ by Antoine Bargel
And indeed, how was my wife supposed to procure my favorite Noirmoutier potatoes from Fauchon? With a military escort?
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‘brigid’ and 2 more by Sadie Kromm
it was time that made me realize characters and instances are not inclusively assigned.
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‘The Wedding I Attended This Weekend’ by H.L. Dowless
Big enough from which the nude bride to climb, / Yet remaining neatly tucked away inside.
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‘The Internet: A Complete User’s Guide! (Abridged)’ by Corey Pajka
‘I Gazed into the Abyss So the Abyss Wouldn’t Gaze Also into You!’
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Poetry for sale by Alannah Guevara
screen lit watch buzz frantic anxious eyes adjust. pause, let the mind catch up.
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‘Kierkegaard’s Submission Guidelines’ by Jon Doughboy
Read the tedious or cutesy or idiotic submission guidelines, and you will regret it; ignore said stupid guidelines and you will also regret it.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: YESTERDAY WAS MISTER CHATBOT’S BIRTHDAY
I FIRST GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS ABOARD STAR CHATBOT IN EARTH YEAR 6666 CE.
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‘Time & Rockets & Opposites’ and 2 more by Bob King
Something less / personal here means the still surface / of a puddle-filled pothole.
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The Theme of the Week is Leprechauns Jump Up In My Belfry
Rude and naughty are these Leprechauns Up In My Belfry.
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‘Lampoon’ by Matias Travieso-Diaz
Ronnie ordered the publication in the media of a strongly worded pronouncement from Himself: ‘To the law-breaking lampoonists…’
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‘forever jung’ and 3 more by Jason Symes
Above: ‘forever jung’ by James Symes Above: ‘a source of art’ by James Symes Above: ‘Bodybags’ by James Symes Above: ‘a chicken art’ by James Symes Images by Jason Symes ABOUT THE ARTIST Jason Symes is an Irish lens-based artist…
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Classic Gorko: Dennis & Quade Dental Associates
This smile is a registered trademark of Dennis & Quade Dental Associates and may not be used in any way, shape or form without their written authorization.
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FAIRY TALE BANANA WITH YOUR HOST MISTER BANANA: BANANALOCKS
You are not going to believe what Bananalocks did to those bears, Good Boy.
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‘Summer is Dying’ and 3 more by Michael Lee Johnson (text + audio)
Outside, summer is dying into fall, and blue daddy petunias sprout ears
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MITCH’S MOVIE MASH: WHO ARE THESE OSCAR FELLOWS
The words of Ampersat Lemon Reilly were blurry and the room where I was taking my bath (the master bath) began to spin.
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: THE INTERNET IS THE OPIUM OF THE MASSES
RELIGION IS THE CORNUCOPIA OF THE TRADITIONAL MEAT VASSAL FAMILY UNIT.
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MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD BY LITTLE DAVID GREENER
The two third graders came to blows after arguing over whose new tennis shoes were faster.
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‘Retirement Speech’ By Bob Gielow
Greg, sorry to say that you are the #1 asshole among your peers. Terri, I strongly recommend you make sure that Greg never marries your daughter.
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‘The Town’s Secrets’ and 3 more by Kushal Poddar
She eloped with her invisible friend, fiend. The pond was bearable, green.
