You mean the one where…uh…yeah, I do. In the shower. No you sick f#$*. Not the prison rape scene. Then the curbing scene. Where he curbs that guy. NO GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. […]
Month: November 2021
Poet’s Corner: ‘A Tale’
Commentary by Tark Mackintosh ‘A Tale’ One of the earliest surviving poems by Gulliver S. Gulliver, writing as a child under the pen name (name of the plum in French) of New York Sun, possibly […]
TROUBLING: IF EGGS COULD TALK
If eggs could walk and talk, what would they say? mused local philosopher-plumber Andy as we were delivering food to his apartment. The part-time technical school professor, author of three pamphlets, said that if eggs […]
NEW ‘SUPER COLD’ REPORTEDLY SUPER UPBEAT AND FUN
People are dying to catch the new viral infection from England
CRYPTID CURRENCY REBOUNDS IN GREAT NORTHWEST
A continuing recovery for cryptid currencies Bigcoin and Mothlite has seen the currencies peak as high as $54,000 in the Great Northwest this week, continuing their recovery from a mid-year slump that saw more and […]
LITERARY CRITIC AND CRACK FIEND DON MARKENBALDI STOOPS TO NEW LOW IN LOCAL 7-ELEVEN
Rambsey Prize in Modernist Poetry winner and local asshole Don Markenbaldi was busted by Gorko reporters earlier today shoplifting peppermint flavored mouthwash from the Third Avenue 7-Eleven. ‘We caught him in the act,’ confirmed beat […]
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST? FUCK OFF
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MAN STRUCK BY BEAUTY OF FALLING DEBRIS
PEORIA, ILL. Earlier today local passerby Javonis Mawston was struck by the beauty of debris falling from a local construction site shortly before being struck by actual debris falling from the site, where workers were […]
RHYMING POETRY SAVED YOU FROM SUICIDE BUT DID IT PREVENT THE SENSELESS LOSS OF 40 MILLION SOULS IN WWI, IT MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT
No, it did not, old friend of mine,So much for your fancy old rhymes. Photo by Museums Victoria on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
5:43 PM AND PRESSURE MOUNTING ON GORDON RAMSAY TO MAKE TONIGHT’S DINNER A SPECIAL DINNER
We are now roughly forty minutes into this Gordon Ramsay cooking segment in which he was supposed to walk us through how to make egg and beef dumplings and pressure is really starting to mount […]
Classic Gorko: GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS
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