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The Gorko Gazette publishes fake news headlines, one-panel cartoons, fake movie reviews, poetry, and other things. Submission info below.

Some have said that The Gorko is a puzzling site, combining absurdist humor, non-fan fiction, and serious poetry. We can’t argue, we like all of those things.

GORKO BIGFOOT ISSUE COMING THIS OCTOBER

See submission call HERE.

Below you will find sensitive information about how we perceive the things we PUBLISH ON THE GORKO. you can just glance at this crib and pretty much get what we do here withOUT MUCH MORE ITCHIN.
-RADDY, MID-21ST CENTURY

FAKE HEADLINES

The old crowdpleaser! Gorko headlines are on non-political topics with short copy.

REVIEWS

Reviews of movies and books that do not exist.

MITCH’S MOVIE MASH SLASH BOOKCLUB

CARTOONS

Uh we don’t draw but constantly have ideas for one-panel #cartoons. This one is NAMES NOT FOR DOGS (No. 100).

More cartoons!!!

POETRY

What is poetry? We have humorous and serious poetry out in 2022.

Ruminations and mentations by Gorko Poet Laureate In Training Captain B

QUARTERLY ZINE

The Gorko quarterly zine will feature a roundup of our favorite articles and features in .pdf for print or download. This project is currently on hold until, you know, we have time and money.

SUBMISSIONS

Have something you think would fit at The Gorko? Email articles reviews cartoons art poems and queries to thegorkogazette@gmail.com Attn: Raddy with work in email body or as .doc attachment. Upon acceptance we ask for one-time and archival rights plus future mention if republished. Please attach a short third person bio and author pic, or don’t.

We pay in pizza if you want to come over.

HISTORY

The Gorko Gazette was founded in the mid-90s by Colin ‘Raddy’ Gee. After a hiatus of several years, and given the utter simplicity of e-publishing in the twenty-first century, we are back and stuff.

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