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The Gorko Gazette daily publishes fake news headlines, one-panel cartoons, movie reviews, bad poetry, and other weird things.

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QUARTERLY ZINE

The soon-to-be-launched Gorko quarterly zine will feature a roundup of our favorite articles and features in .pdf for print or download.

FAKE HEADLINES

The old crowdpleaser! Gorko headlines are on non-political topics with short or no copy.

YOU KNOW THAT SCENE IN ‘ARACHNOPHOBIA’ I AM TALKING ABOUT

REVIEWS

Reviews of movies and books THAT DO NOT EXIST.

MAX MAX: FURIOUS ROAD TO A WASTE OF A BUY-1GET-1-FREE COUPON

CARTOONS

Uh I don’t draw but constantly have ideas for one-panel #cartoons. This one is unicycle corn.

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More cartoons!!!

BAD POETRY

These are thirty-second poems with commentary that tells a story.

‘Gulliver Soles’ by Gulliver S. Gulliver

EMILY DICKINSON IN HER OWN WORDS

I think our battiest shit, Emily Dickinson explained.

HISTORY

The Gorko Gazette was founded in the mid-90s by Colin ‘Raddy’ Gee. After a hiatus of several years, and given the utter simplicity of e-publishing in the twenty-first century, we are back and stuff.

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