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7.21.2025 7:58 AM

Robinson Crusoe Maybe by Colin Gee
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6.14.2026 6:24 AM

Going Up by C. Hightower
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6.13.2026 7:00 AM

THE HEXAPODIC EXOSKELETONS FROM HELL by Steen W. Rasmussen
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6.12.2026 7:00 AM

The Son of Vulcan by James Callan
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6.11.2026 7:00 AM

Preposterously Bad Poem by Professor Stout (writing as Mr. Heustis)
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6.10.2026 6:53 AM

A Review of Country-Mouse Synth Music by Stephan Crown-Weber
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6.9.2026 7:00 AM

COUNT CHAUDES-AURILLAC IS COMING: HE WANTS THE MOVIE RIGHTS TO YOUR HISTORICAL NOVEL ‘THE CHAUDES AND THE AURILLACS’
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6.8.2026 7:00 AM

I literally spoilt the vanilla each time offered to me by Jayanta Bhaumik
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6.7.2026 6:53 AM

Pebbles with opened bodies and 2 more visual poems by Laszlo Aranyi
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6.6.2026 7:00 AM

Varmit by Josh Dale
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6.5.2026 6:34 AM

3 GREAT THINGS TO DO THIS SUMMER WITHOUT KIDS
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6.4.2026 6:51 AM

Tanizaki Soup Song by Parker Galloway
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6.3.2026 7:00 AM

IN THE AFTERMATH OF FINDING SEA HORSE FOSSILS by Shrutidhora P Mohor
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6.2.2026 6:39 AM

GIVE A MAN A MATTRESS AND HE WILL JUST GO TO SLEEP. 3 THINGS TO GIVE A MAN GUARANTEED TO SPICE UP YOUR LOVE LIFE
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6.1.2026 7:01 AM

While Walking by the Corner Store, I Overheard a Couple of Drug Dealers Talking About Drone Strikes and 2 more by Justin Karcher
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5.31.2026 6:08 AM

No. 59
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5.30.2026 6:55 AM

The Poppy Runner and 1 more by Damon Hubbs
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5.29.2026 6:20 AM

Intro to poetry and 2 more by Justin Lacour
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5.28.2026 7:00 AM

TROUBLING: IF EGGS COULD TALK
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5.27.2026 6:41 AM

A Complicated Dream Told as if Included in Akira Kurosawa’s Final Film, Dreams by Nora Rawn
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5.26.2026 7:00 AM

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WIENER ACCIDENTALLY SLIPS INTO THE FIRE
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5.25.2026 6:58 AM

Indecisive by Simon Collinson
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5.24.2026 7:06 AM

BALLS: WHEN IS IT SAFE TO TOUCH THEM?
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5.23.2026 6:32 AM

Odysseus stabs the eye of the cyclops and 1 more by Sarp Sozdinler
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5.22.2026 6:45 AM

Crud Magazine Website by Bill Tope
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5.21.2026 6:36 AM

The Blaze of Yesterday and 1 more by Donna Dallas
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5.20.2026 7:00 AM

ARE YOU A NATURAL VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN?
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5.19.2026 6:45 AM

Ipswich to Pride’s Crossing and 2 more by Michael Igoe
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5.18.2026 6:21 AM

GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO’S VEGAN RECIPE FOR WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS
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5.17.2026 6:59 AM

THE CLASS & HAPPY HOUR by J.R. Solonche
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5.16.2026 6:20 AM

a nature poem in the style of my turkish esl girlfriend & dad’s antarctic mission by Aaron Barry
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5.15.2026 7:00 AM

Midnight Matinee by John Sara
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5.14.2026 6:35 AM

A Training Guide by Iryna Somkina
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5.13.2026 7:00 AM

The Lemondrop Dream Blog FAQ
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5.12.2026 6:22 AM

The new logo for Teddy Wallbanger and Team and 4 additional chalks by Theodore Wallbanger
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5.11.2026 6:59 AM

A Brief History of Transportation by Patrick Carella
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5.10.2026 6:34 AM

8 micropoems by Mykyta Ryzhykh
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5.9.2026 6:35 AM

What is your urgency statement? by Bruce Reisner
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5.8.2026 6:34 AM

A BOWL OF WORMS NEVER LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE SPAGHETTI BY LITTLE DAVID GREENER
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5.7.2026 6:37 AM

Malcolm by Simon Collinson
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5.6.2026 7:00 AM

The Theme of the Week is Sports Chafing
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5.5.2026 7:00 AM

Magazine Editor’s Handbook: Lesson One by Bill Tope
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5.4.2026 6:57 AM

Cartoons by Laurie Rosenwald
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5.3.2026 6:35 AM

2 new poems by Salvatore Difalco
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5.2.2026 6:35 AM

Culling of the Centaurs by James Callan
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5.1.2026 7:00 AM

The Third Obituary of Hiram C. Young by Marsden Lyonwahl
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4.30.2026 6:24 AM

Bob Haiku by Meg Pokrass
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4.29.2026 6:55 AM

The Laughingstock of the Death-Collectors’ Convention by Christie Chapman
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4.28.2026 6:00 AM

THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP: WHERE IT IS BEING PLAYED, HOW TO AVOID IT
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4.27.2026 7:00 AM

The Best Dollar He’d Ever Spent by Pablo Libedinsky
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4.26.2026 6:33 AM

Note on a Napkin, to a Napkin by Peter Mladinic
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