The Gorko’s 2023 BotN nominations are here! Read all eleven pieces here.

The Gorko’s 2023 BotN nominations are here! Read all eleven pieces here.
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Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
Theresa gets tired of me trying to kiss her / so she throws my bicycle / into her El Camino
Here are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.
I looked around in a strange way and my neck hung down the blue-red tiger bed, I looked up and slipped.
The box flaps were quickly folded shut by a pair of mechanical arms and the beer-flavored drinks sped towards the waiting trucks.
An all black outfit always makes a dramatic statement. / The waves are very rough along the New Jersey shore.
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
Operation Meat Patty began just 3 days ago, with a total blitzkreig on all meat vassal positions.
i remember the next day
and having to watch
Clean and Sober
with Michael Keaton
‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…
layers deep, a warm white oak slumbers
What is Holly’s earliest memory?