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Headlines by thegorkogazetteJan 7, 20231:24 pmJanuary 7, 2023
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SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL

Send us your cheesy americana, cheese-related fake news, fiction, poems, pomes, art, or anything turophilic/turophobic and weird you think might fit at The Gorko.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 22, 20236:22 amMarch 10, 2023
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HOW TO TAKE A FRUITING: CORRECT/INCORRECT FORM

ENTER THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR TODAY’S IMAGE Free to enter because we want you to do our work for us! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer. Image created on DALL-E […]

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 21, 20237:00 amMarch 10, 2023
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I’m Starting To Think Many Of You Don’t Appreciate My Ugly Pe#*$ by Harvey Weinstein

A lot of people aren’t talking about my pe#*$. It’s time to change that.

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Poetry by thegorkogazetteMar 20, 20239:00 amMarch 10, 2023
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3/20 poems by Captain B

couldn’t see the bird
somewhere hidden in the trees

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 20, 20236:56 amMarch 10, 2023
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LOOK AT THESE STUPID DUCKS TRYING TO READ POETRY

Stupid ducks, trying to read poetry.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 19, 20236:43 amFebruary 24, 2023
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Book Excerpt: ‘Spring Snow Under The Cherry Blossom Tree Of The Sepulchred Mirror Hallway Geisha’ by HARUKI ISHIGAWA MITCHELL

‘Haruki Ishigawa Mitchell’ has been trying his hand at imitating the Kafkaesque Japanese authors Haruki Murakami, Sayaka Murata, and Kotaro Ishigawa.

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Cartoons by thegorkogazetteMar 18, 20236:59 amNovember 8, 2022
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Buster & Bibi – Episode CVXXIiZ – ‘High Altitude’ by Kyle Hemmings

She was trying to levitate but got stuck

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 17, 20237:00 amJanuary 25, 2023
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BACK OFF MAN OR I WILL POST PICTURES OF SAD PETS WITH CANCER

TAKE DOWN ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS ON MY DARREN SHARP SHARPENS VIDEO SERIES BY NOON TODAY *********OR******** I FRICKING SWEAR I WILL POST PICTURES OF SAD PETS WITH CANCER

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 16, 20236:25 amNovember 16, 2022
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LEADERSHIP BID ENDS IN LONG TIMEOUT

Elijah is a very determined toddler.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 15, 20237:00 amMarch 8, 2023
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PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 5

Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 14, 20237:00 amOctober 25, 2022
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VEGETABLE SHORTAGE IN PEORIA? THESE LOCAL TEENS WATCH FEWER THAN 14 HOURS OF TV PER WEEK

‘Better start canning. The end is near.’

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 13, 20239:00 amMarch 7, 2023
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Who doesn’t love a good mystery? by Captain B

The mysterious and curious case of Jacobo Grinberg was brought to my attention by an associate who loves a good mystery, especially a mysterious disappearance.

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Headlines by thegorkogazetteMar 13, 20237:00 amJanuary 19, 2023
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DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU

A lot of people make good money because they are good with words. De do do do, de da da da.

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