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HOW TO TAKE A FRUITING: CORRECT/INCORRECT FORM
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I’m Starting To Think Many Of You Don’t Appreciate My Ugly Pe#*$ by Harvey Weinstein
A lot of people aren’t talking about my pe#*$. It’s time to change that.
3/20 poems by Captain B
couldn’t see the bird
somewhere hidden in the trees
LOOK AT THESE STUPID DUCKS TRYING TO READ POETRY
Stupid ducks, trying to read poetry.
Book Excerpt: ‘Spring Snow Under The Cherry Blossom Tree Of The Sepulchred Mirror Hallway Geisha’ by HARUKI ISHIGAWA MITCHELL
‘Haruki Ishigawa Mitchell’ has been trying his hand at imitating the Kafkaesque Japanese authors Haruki Murakami, Sayaka Murata, and Kotaro Ishigawa.
Buster & Bibi – Episode CVXXIiZ – ‘High Altitude’ by Kyle Hemmings
She was trying to levitate but got stuck
BACK OFF MAN OR I WILL POST PICTURES OF SAD PETS WITH CANCER
TAKE DOWN ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS ON MY DARREN SHARP SHARPENS VIDEO SERIES BY NOON TODAY *********OR******** I FRICKING SWEAR I WILL POST PICTURES OF SAD PETS WITH CANCER
LEADERSHIP BID ENDS IN LONG TIMEOUT
Elijah is a very determined toddler.
PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES NO. 5
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VEGETABLE SHORTAGE IN PEORIA? THESE LOCAL TEENS WATCH FEWER THAN 14 HOURS OF TV PER WEEK
‘Better start canning. The end is near.’
Who doesn’t love a good mystery? by Captain B
The mysterious and curious case of Jacobo Grinberg was brought to my attention by an associate who loves a good mystery, especially a mysterious disappearance.
DE DO DO DO, DE DA DA DA IS ALL I WANT TO SAY TO YOU
A lot of people make good money because they are good with words. De do do do, de da da da.