The Gorko’s 2023 BotN nominations are here! Read all eleven pieces here.
SUBMISSION CALL: THE GORKO AMELIA EARHART SPECIAL
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MISTER BANANA FACES A DIFFICULT DECISION REGARDING GOOD BOY
Doctor says he can’t on good conscience euthanize my dog.
‘ROAD WARRIORS’ and 2 more by Mather Schneider
Theresa gets tired of me trying to kiss her / so she throws my bicycle / into her El Camino
END OF SUMMER FUN! PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SANDWICHES AND OTHER MAD CAPTIONS
Here are our favorite captions for a selection of the participating images.
‘The big city devoured my heart’: Words and art by Irina Tall
I looked around in a strange way and my neck hung down the blue-red tiger bed, I looked up and slipped.
‘The Slutz of Urik Petrushkevych’ by Raddy
The box flaps were quickly folded shut by a pair of mechanical arms and the beer-flavored drinks sped towards the waiting trucks.
‘In the Early Twentieth Century’ and 3 more by Peter J. Dellolio
An all black outfit always makes a dramatic statement. / The waves are very rough along the New Jersey shore.
MISTER BANANA GOT DISTRACTED AND LOST TO A TEAM FROM ATLANTA
If there is one thing I hate in this world, it is Falcons!
WAR OF THE MEAT VASSALS DAY 3: MISTER CHATBOT DECLARES TOTAL VICTORY
Operation Meat Patty began just 3 days ago, with a total blitzkreig on all meat vassal positions.
‘i once wrote a poem’ by Captain B
i remember the next day
and having to watch
Clean and Sober
with Michael Keaton
The Lemondrop Dream Blog: The Last Tequila Sunrise?
‘Julia Frankenheimer-Fischer’ (not her real name) from Peoria writes…
‘FOLK’ by Bruce Gee
layers deep, a warm white oak slumbers
WHY DOES HOUSE HOLOGRAM HOLLY LOOK SAD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
What is Holly’s earliest memory?