When the mail came,
we rubbed our hands together
like flies.
Month: October 2022
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, GORKO!
LITTLE RED RIDING GORKO
The Theme of the Week is Crouched Behind Bushes With A Garden Hose
Crouch Behind Some Bushes With A Garden Hose and take advantage of the true drenching power of your Jassick Super Blaster 3000 high-pressure water nozzle.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: THIS FISH KNOWS
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it might just end up saving your life someday. Photo by zhengtao tang on Unsplash you may also like…
3 GROWN MEN YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO WOULD HAPPILY PLAY TEVYE IN A HIGH SCHOOL THEATRICAL ADAPTATION OF ‘FIDDLER ON THE ROOF’ IF IT MEANT THE DALLAS COWBOYS COULD WIN THE SUPER BOWL
Disturbing if true, a new survey by the Gorko True Facks Committee has brought to light new evidence that 3 men you already know would happily play Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof if it meant their favorite NFL team could win the Super Bowl.
TACO SHORTAGE REPORTED………ON THE MOON!
NO NOT IN PEORIA YA NINCOMPOOP
FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: 2 poems by Nolcha Fox
And now his child,
a hairy,
rock-throwing
bully, too big
for his age.
Classic Gorko: TOO MUCH BROCCOLI
TOO MUCH BROCCOLI
THIS MAN’S NAME IS RHYS BUT HE CAN’T FIND HIS OTHER SOCK
Yes, his name is Rhys, and in this neighborhood he walks tall and slays the ladies with just a look, but not everything is as it seems.
FROM THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL: AN ASTUTE WOOLY MAMMAL BY BRUCE REISNER
The idiot who lives in the house next to mine yelled over to me the other day, something about a bear walking on two legs.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT THAN BOYS
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lesson is just plain unfun. Take a second to think over today’s line of wisdom. you may also like…