When the mail came,
we rubbed our hands together
like flies.

When the mail came,
we rubbed our hands together
like flies.
LITTLE RED RIDING GORKO
Crouch Behind Some Bushes With A Garden Hose and take advantage of the true drenching power of your Jassick Super Blaster 3000 high-pressure water nozzle.
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it might just end up saving your life someday. Photo by zhengtao tang on Unsplash you may also like…
Disturbing if true, a new survey by the Gorko True Facks Committee has brought to light new evidence that 3 men you already know would happily play Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof if it meant their favorite NFL team could win the Super Bowl.
NO NOT IN PEORIA YA NINCOMPOOP
And now his child,
a hairy,
rock-throwing
bully, too big
for his age.
TOO MUCH BROCCOLI
Yes, his name is Rhys, and in this neighborhood he walks tall and slays the ladies with just a look, but not everything is as it seems.
The idiot who lives in the house next to mine yelled over to me the other day, something about a bear walking on two legs.
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lesson is just plain unfun. Take a second to think over today’s line of wisdom. you may also like…