Month: April 2026
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The Laughingstock of the Death-Collectors’ Convention by Christie Chapman
The non-blade end of my scythe, which, yes, is BeDazzled™ and covered in Lisa Frank stickers.
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THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP: WHERE IT IS BEING PLAYED, HOW TO AVOID IT
At what cost to the local infrastructure will North America welcome back the sport that you play with your feet?
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The Best Dollar He’d Ever Spent by Pablo Libedinsky
Pablo sat in the almost empty train and put his feet up on the opposite seat.
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Note on a Napkin, to a Napkin by Peter Mladinic
Jacobson moves from scene to scene with the ease of a seasoned storyteller.
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Mom said I had to invite the whole class to my slumber party, which includes the girl who always pretends she’s Werner Herzog, who didn’t break character all night by Casey Garfield
I dared her to make the prank call and she said ‘We are doing a survey. Is your refrigerator running?’
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The Incredible Throbbing Shamrock by Theodore Wallbanger
Addicts, beer-battered shoe/car/dental salesmen rampaged with Schleprocks, and a tickle fest of lumberjacks hyper-fixated with the teeny, tiniest wisp of sex which was brewed nightly at T.I.T.S.
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GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO ASKED US FOR YOUR NUMBER — AND GOT IT
Gorko Chef Rambo Bolillo, dressed in his best turtleneck and sports jacket, got your number off our phone while we were in the bathroom.
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National Weed Day is a Government Conspiracy by Z. T. Fairfax
Big Soap made it out on top Easier to swallow Dawn than the irony
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CLASSIC GORKO: Serious And Devoted Contemplation Of Modern Roads And Roadkill
Gorko lore, from our archives to your breakfast table.
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Playing with the latest Instagram feature by R.J. Schmitz
The wild turkeys were out in the highway this morning
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Run Weird Like Ducks on Dry Land by Nicholas Viglietti
I was barren, stopped carin’ and my tomorrows weren’t promised.
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SEASONAL AFFECTIVE DISORDER (S.A.D.) by Ron Arbuckle
The wild turkeys were out in the highway this morning
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Satisfaction Delivered by Iryna Somkina
The cashier wasn’t a tattooed girl with father issues. She was fifty-something. A plump, tired auntie.
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CLASSIC GORKO: MORE FROM THE AMMNER WHITCKET NEWSPAGE
Gorko lore, from our archives to your breakfast table.
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MITCHELL KENNEDY’S TOP 5 MOVIES CALLED OPOSSUM
He rolls up into a ball and plays dead and they go away.
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MARS ROVER SPIES SHIMMERING NYMPHS, THUNDER DEITY BETWEEN CLOUDS OF COTTON CANDY AND LOLLIPOP ELVES
The presence of the nymphs apparently had been concealed by the clouds of pink-orange cotton candy clouds common everywhere on the surface of the pink-orange planet.
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God’s Got a Good Backstroke by Nicholas Viglietti
I was barren, stopped carin’ and my tomorrows weren’t promised.
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Last Frontier by Michael Igoe
At that moment none of the crowd was in the lobby. I cracked open the quart top and fiddled around with the radio.
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How this new abstract painting by Malatifa Orion challenges everything we thought we knew about cheeseburgers
Malatifa Orion sent her own mother a screen capture of their latest art and it was not even recognized as art.
