Has your partner left you and taken Mitzy the Chihuahua you both raised, running off to southern California with a police cadet named Mickey? Are you broke and homeless?
Month: September 2022
NOT DOING THEIR JOB: MORE THAN 30 PEORIA HOUSECATS DISMISSED AFTER FAILING TO COMPLETE BASIC HOUSEKEEPING TASKS
‘As much as I hate to see little Muffin go, she just was not holding up her side of the agreement.’
Classic Gorko: Newport Pleasure
NEWPORT PLEASURE
4 poems by Kushal Poddar
Reading A War Novel I sigh, and mark the wordwhere I end the day’s reading.The book spins a tale of war.The word I cannot cross todayis ‘House’.‘A good place,’I murmur, ‘to moor, balance,and stretch.’‘A good […]
CHESS WORLD ROCKED AS DETAILS EMERGE OF GRAND MASTER’S CHECKERED PAST
Note from Raddy: I apologize to everyone in advance for this headline. We simply could not help ourselves. Queen’s Gambit, rook to G3. Photo by Artem Labunsky on Unsplash YOU MAY ALSO LIKE…
‘Ukiyo 1’ by Captain B
A back and forth that lasted weeks, but acumen determined this night.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lesson is just plain unfun. Take a second to think over today’s line of wisdom. Photo by Mollie Sivaram on Unsplash you may also like…
‘THE NEW NORMAL’ by Prosper Ifeanyi
Do you ever think why the body, made of sand,
cannot hold water?
3 NIGHTMARE PAGODA-SHAPED RESTAURANTS AND HOW TO FIND THE SECRET REAR STAIRS
The fake sushi chefs WILL give chase, but simply dodge down the first flight of stairs and close the door riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight behind you.
HOW TO KNOW WHEN YOUR BREACH IS READY FOR THE CAVALRY
Is the breach in the enemy’s lines low enough for a mounted officer to leap over, or will he trip, tumble into the breach, and be vilely stuck with sharp lances?
WHY ARE YOU A BUS DRIVER?
Why didn’t you become a lawyer or a doctor instead? Something must have made you decide to start driving buses.