Here at The Gorko we realize that you have a busy life and sometimes simply do not have time to get out in nature the way you would like. That is why we have decided to bring you the sound of not very fit people running from an unknown forest terror that is stalking them, the idyllic sounds of people throwing off their packs, tearing through underbrush, slamming into trees and rocks, and the panicked huffing and whimpering of the true but seriously out of shape outdoorsman.
Now you can live their horrorifying story vicariously.
Enjoy!
Foto de Ivana Cajina en Unsplash
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