Month: April 2024
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what the poets are doin’: 5 poems by dirt hogg sauvage respectfully
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EXPERTS WARN THAT UNHITTABLE FASTBALLS COULD PROLONG BASEBALL INDEFINITELY
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10 REASONS THE BABYSITTER IS NOT TO BLAME
She is scheduled to babysit your child, Little David Greener, this Saturday evening.
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3 poems by John Zedolik
For the greater portion of the seven-day / span down at the shore, I determined to stay
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WITH GRILLOUT SEASON UPON US, THESE EASY PEASY LOAVES AND FISHES HAVE MAJOR CROWD APPEAL
GORKO RETREAD! NO NOT REREAD, RETARD, RETREAD. BECAUSE SOME OF THE NEO-CLASSIC GORKO ARTICLES ARE OUR FAVORITES. ‘A SPORT YOU PLAY WITH YOUR FEET’ FIRST PUBLISHED 18 JUNE 2021 When you are rapping by the lake with your homies and…
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Mister Banana Has An Epiphany
If Bodie Bob finishes high school, Mom is going to take us on a banana boat cruise.
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‘New York City Mayor Ed Koch Will Work out the Details Later’ by Robert Fromberg
Mayor Gomez was attempting to nail to the wall the ass of New York City Mayor Ed Koch.
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Who Wrote The Declaration of Independence?
Both declarations feature ‘John Hancock’ style signatures, Togo’s by Robinson Ayhi, and Sierra Leone’s by Mufti ‘Loopy Cursive’ Jallone.
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‘Maya’ by Mehreen Ahmed
She felt that the wheel did not move much; almost too slow for the world to be defined from the top there.
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WHEN BROTHER ETHERNAN COMES UP JUST PRETEND THAT HE IS INVISIBLE
Yes, I believe I can hear the little devil that is pestering you, Brother Torthred!
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MISTER CHATBOT’S NEIGHBORHOOD: HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK
HOW MUCH MEAT MIGHT A MEAT MAN EAT IF A MEAT MAN MEET MEAT MIGHT?
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2 poems by Sreekanth Kopuri
strings nerve-knotted to the spider’s net glowing on the handy screen that can make love with us
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‘Blood Elves: For the Honour of Gladiswiel II’ review by Trixie McCarbre
It is a (thankfully) short film that follows the escapades of rugged, outcast hero – Swarth Drfenlorng, played by Alistair Ront of Twelve Days as a Sexually Frustrated Werewolf fame
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REVOLUTIONARY FITNESS PROGRAM PITS HEALTH ENTHUSIASTS IN DEATH RACE AGAINST CYBORG MANHUNTERS
The Running With Arnold Workout Program, designed by legendary fitness guru Arnold Shwartsinager, promises to keep you on your toes night and day.
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‘Girls and Cars and Songs About Loneliness, Songs About Love’ by Steve Passey
I wanted to see if someone might offer me a stupid amount of money for the truck. I might take it, I might not.
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‘IT WILL BLOW THE HEAD OFF A RHINOCEROS’: GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO ON HIS NEW .45 SEMIAUTOMATIC
Rambo replied that the rhinoceros was just an example, what he most likely would need to take down was a bag man from the Cleveland Mob.
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‘Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and Instagram’ by Karol Nielsen
It may not have been what my friend imagined but I was prolific.
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‘Trying to Sleep’ by Bo Ransom
But the beers aren’t Hitting the system yet, which Might be why this poem blows.
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Mister Banana Is Careful What He Puts In His Body
My doctor tells me my life expectancy is off the charts in banana years.
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3 MIRACLE OINTMENTS TO RUB ON THE IN-LAWS
Always follow recommended dosages. External application only.
