Month: February 2026
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Last Seen On Wells Street by Michael Igoe
Reese was in again, and he was pleading with me to bail him out.
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WHOA IT IS EVEN BIGGER ON THE OTHER SCREEN, SAYS UNCLE TOBY, THIS IS AMAZING
‘Thank you for telling me about the internet.’
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REPORT: IF WE COULD JUST GET THESE PEOPLE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN GODZILLA MOVIE
People never seem to scurry and scream.
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THE 2026 WINTER OLYMPICS: HOW TO AVOID THEM
That did NOT stop the Subcomittee from submitting your name as Vice-Skip and Lead Brusher for the U.S. Olympic Curling Team.
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YOU LOVE IT WHEN HE DRIVES HIS REMOTE CONTROL MONSTER TRUCK OVER YOUR LEG AT THE BEACH: THIS IS HOW YOU MET
Not boats, planes, not Ferraris, just monster trucks.
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MULTIPLE WITNESSES ACCUSE UNCLE TOBY OF WALKING WITHOUT MOVING HIS ARMS
‘Why does he WALK like that,’ sneered Nadira.
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Raven for a Parrot by James Callan
One-eyed like a pirate with a raven for a parrot Odin himself, and the braided swine
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I HEART LAUDANUM
This Saint Valentine’s Day, why not kick back in the privacy of your own home with some tincture of laudanum.
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Burden of Beasts and 1 more by Jamie Manias
A camel sees kaleidoscopic angles from which to kill you.
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pop-up speakeasy by Dee P. R. Kay
we sat on a concrete curb next to a trash can in the P-Cola Edgar Allan Poe pop-up speakeasy
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NOTES FROM MY PUEBLO: PAPER FOR LETTERS, SNUFF & MORE
Excerpts from Cosas de mi pueblo by Ermilo Abreu Gómez, tr. Colin Gee
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Never sleep under a moving ceiling fan
It is very hot where I live (it’s the jungle) and every morning I wake up completely drenched in perspiration.
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THE DREAM ISLAND WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. YOUR NAME IS CHAZ, RIGHT?
The three storey, 10-bedroom Beach Chalet is run by our personal majordomo Monseiur Pepe Bucksheafle and an army of maids.
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VALENTINE’S DAY & DAVID by J.R. Solonche
like the expression my 5’7” neighbor wears when he’s trying to parallel park his behemoth of a truck.
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A MESSAGE FROM REAL NYT BESTSELLING AUTHOR SHELBY VON BOOT
On Bitterness, Clarity, and the Honesty of Holding Love Up to the Light in Lemon Luv
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Plan B by Iryna Somkina
We were barely taught. I keep what I can carry: Majoritarian, Proportional, Mixed; the U.S. from school; Latin America.
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LOCAL JOGGER LACKS A CERTAIN JE NE SAIS QUOI
No, that wasn’t it. It was a…a…a certain je ne sais quoi.
