Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly (@LemonReilly), Life Doctor, Certified Clinical Hypnotherapist and Homeopath with offices in both Reno and Mexico City. NEVER SLEEP UNDER A MOVING CEILING FAN It is very hot where […]
Month: August 2021
LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI PROMISED YOU THE SKY, THEN DISAPPEARED FROM YOUR LIFE
Acclaimed literary critic and asshole Don Markenbaldi apparently is working on his third divorce, from what we can tell by reading his mail. You know how it goes with Don, because you were his first […]
NOT EVERYONE SAW WHETHER ROBBIE VALLEY WAS ABLE TO DRAIN THIS THREE-POINTER AT THE BUZZER
Go Matadors! Photo by Chris Moore on Unsplash.
SHE SPENT 5 YEARS PHOTOGRAPHING NOTHING BUT THE NOCTURNAL ROLLING CHEESEBURGERS OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA
Meet Shaela, the photographer and Virginia native who, for the past 5 years, has photographed nothing but the rare nocturnal rolling cheeseburgers of her native state, sometimes spending as long as 14 hours crouched motionless […]
Book Excerpt: ‘Fifty Shades of Mitch’ by Mitch Kenn
SIIIIIIIGH. This is what we found in Mitchell’s creative studio this morning. CHAPTER 1 Ricardo is my roommate, and he has chosen today to succum (sic) to the measles. Therefore, the four-course dinner I was […]
AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT *I* LOOKED LIKE MICHAEL SHANNON
Holy shit Sam, take a look at THIS guy. His name is Ruby and he is from East Peoria.
UNCLE TOBY JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE FROM BARBARA AT HIS OFFICE
‘God look at him,’ local child Nadira told Gorko reporters from the back of her father’s bicycle. ‘He is acting like he already scored.’
‘Paean of the High Plains Drifter’ by Guy Duvet
SHOULD WE NEVER SPEAK WHAT WE SAY /
IN THREAT OF BRITTLE LOVE
WHOA IT IS EVEN BIGGER ON THE OTHER SCREEN, SAYS UNCLE TOBY, THIS IS AMAZING
‘Seriously, thanks for telling me about the internet,’ Uncle Toby said just now, slowly zooming in on a large pair of solid brass door knockers at Sears.com. ‘There is all kinds of neat stuff on […]