San Francisco 49ers professional placekicker Robbie Gould has confirmed that he believes he is the literal second incarnation of Jesus Christ. ‘I am basically God to you,’ he told Los Angeles Rams head coach Sean […]
Month: January 2022
LIFE GAVE ME PANCAKE BATTER AND A HOT GRIDDLE, SO I MADE PANCAKES
Some people and you know who you are come into the kitchen expecting a full American breakfast. Not I.
SPOOKY: WATCH THIS PAINT DRY ON A WALL
Photo by Yoann Siloine on Unsplash
WE FILMED IT ALL: LOCAL SHOPPER SURPRISED, KNOCKED DOWN, SLOWLY STRANGLED, EATEN BY SNAKE
Sometimes you make the news, and at other times, as an unfortunate local shopper Tobias found out Wednesday, the news makes you. Gorko reporters happened to be in the area when the customer was surprised, […]
Mitch’s Movie Mash: ‘Spider-Man: The Way Home’ Shows Us That Not Everyone Can Be Famous
About two-thirds of the way through the new Marvel Studios latest Spider-Man, I began to wonder how the movie would end.
ROMANIAN PRESIDENT SOMEHOW HAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
His Excellency Klaus Iohannis the President of Romania somehow has your number and has been calling you up every half hour trying to convince you to listen to a speech he is getting ready for […]
OH YOU CALL IT A WATER PIPE
Uncle Toby is not as up to date on his ‘street slang’ as he once thought, reports local child Nadira. ‘He busted us with a bong out behind the toolshed so we just told him […]
Book Excerpt: ‘Mitch: A Memoir’ by Mitchell Kennedy
Gorko movie reviewer Mitchell Kennedy strikes out into the world of nonfiction with his latest, an introspective whirlwind tour through the man’s own childhood and youth. What makes any of it compelling in any way […]
TERRIFYING! WATCH THIS WATER GO DOWN A DRAIN
Trigger warning: water, drains
POPE MAKES VEILED REFERENCE TO THAT THING THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN LAS VEGAS
Addressing a crowd of several thousand gathered in St. Peter’s Square this Wednesday, Pope Francis urged listeners to make better choices about healthcare, lamented living conditions in several poor Italian neighborhoods, condemned abortion, called on […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘The Mattress 3’
All is not as it seems in the Wegacha sisters’ much-anticipated sequel to the science fiction blockbuster franchise ‘The Mattress’ and ‘The Mattress Flipped’, now entering its 20th year and no less relevant for Generation […]