San Francisco 49ers professional placekicker Robbie Gould has confirmed that he believes he is the literal second incarnation of Jesus Christ. ‘I am basically God to you,’ he told Los Angeles Rams head coach Sean […]
Some people and you know who you are come into the kitchen expecting a full American breakfast. Not I.
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Sometimes you make the news, and at other times, as an unfortunate local shopper Tobias found out Wednesday, the news makes you. Gorko reporters happened to be in the area when the customer was surprised, […]
About two-thirds of the way through the new Marvel Studios latest Spider-Man, I began to wonder how the movie would end.
His Excellency Klaus Iohannis the President of Romania somehow has your number and has been calling you up every half hour trying to convince you to listen to a speech he is getting ready for […]
IT’S A CAMEL
Uncle Toby is not as up to date on his ‘street slang’ as he once thought, reports local child Nadira. ‘He busted us with a bong out behind the toolshed so we just told him […]
Gorko movie reviewer Mitchell Kennedy strikes out into the world of nonfiction with his latest, an introspective whirlwind tour through the man’s own childhood and youth. What makes any of it compelling in any way […]
Trigger warning: water, drains