WHAT IS THE DEAL Gorko EIC Colin ‘Raddy’ Gee has more serious fiction out this month in the new anthology from Alien Buddha Press, What Is The Deal With The Alien Buddha? Part Two. The […]
Month: February 2022
OH DID I MENTION I BOUGHT AN ISLAND
Under ordinary circumstances it can be difficult to talk to Bifferham Lewis Carrington III, but when he has just bought an island with a cashout of his canned banana stocks it can get extremely irritating. […]
REPORT: 2022 JUST MORE OF THE SAME SHIT
The world is not post-virus, the cinemas are full of superhero movies, and YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS A CAT NAMED MUFFIN.
GORKO WORD OF THE DAY: RUBLIDUB
rublidub (noun)/ˈru:-blɪ-du:b/ Definitionan inability to express a strong desire; emotional uncertainty facing a difficult decision while under observation by impatient employees at a major fast food chain ExamplesHelp me, ma, they have the double cheeseburger […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘What About Taxes’
Just in time for tax season comes the fresh relationship drama What About Taxes, the story of two young newlyweds who learn a valuable lesson about death and taxes.
THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON THEM DIVIDED BY WELL YOU KNOW
4 dinners out, non-Dutch: $136.75 2 awful movies that they liked: $25 12 coffee dates (Dutch but you would not have bought any coffee if it hadn’t been for them, you hate coffee): $45.29 2 […]
AMERICAN AIRLINES NOT RESUMING ON-BOARD ‘AMERILYMPICS’ AFTER GOLD MEDAL GAFFE
There are moments that you look back on as embarrassing for years to come, and then there are massive public gaffes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die, or even change […]
THERE ARE MORE THAN 3,000 KINDS OF DATES. WHAT KIND WILL END UP IN YOUR MOUTH?
The dating scene can be downright daunting. With more than 3,000 varieties of date to choose from, which kind of date is ripe for your lips?
WHO KILLED SQUEAKY?
Family pet hamster Squeaky was found carefully laid out on the living room carpet this morning, dead as a doormouse. ‘We will find out who murdered Squeaky,’ exclaimed local child Nadira, holding up the household’s […]
‘Gazelle of Unfended Láatsi’ by Antonio Bodega-Palabra
SHOULD WE NEVER SPEAK WHAT WE SAY /
IN THREAT OF BRITTLE LOVE
HUGE WINERY DISCOVERED WEST OF SACRAMENTO
no freaking kidding you it was totally a complete, intact 20th century or something winery complete with like barns full of wine