Month: March 2025
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SOUL SLAPS and SPIDER CAUGHT A FLY by Theodore Wallbanger
Suspicion arose when convoys appeared in lieu of the traditional dump truck parades of admonishment soul slap cluster bomb bitches.
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RATIONALIZATION STUDIES by Bob Gielow
Studies have documented that MARS Degree graduates are more likely to advance in their careers, and make more money, than peers unlearned in the benefits of rationalization.
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TWENTY ATTEMPTS AT THE WILLIAMS MATTHEWS CHALLENGE TO RUIN, WITH THE LEAST POSSIBLE CHANGE, A FAMOUS LINE OF POETRY by J.R. Solonche
Two toads diverged in a yellow wood
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The cage is open by Mykyta Ryzhykh
Father built himself a house in the cemetery Somewhere here under an unmarked grave rests a son
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Cannibal Can Read Own Menu, Thank You Very Much
It is truly unbelievable that they think that just because I am a cannibal I am also some sort of illiterate retard.
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DRIVING THE BIG VAN and 2 more by George Vincent
Two helpings of chicken satay curry for the fatty Who used to be a chef
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Fantasy, Frantic, and The Sanctuary by Ivan de Monbrison
Frantic dismay of a bulb Broken glass bleeding its light
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What We Talk About When We Talk About Kevin McCallister by Matthew Kasper and Mike Itaya
For me and Marv, burglarizing 671 Lincoln Boulevard was gonna be our gravy train.
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Keep just missing those second graders with your jump rope at recess? Why not try master jumproper David ‘Indiana Jones’ Greener’s new master class in roping
‘If they unlock the secret power of the Ark of the Covenant, civilization as we know it will be KAPUT.’
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whips chains smile trains and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
Prackelberry secured distribution routes prior to production of the trademarked Pickleberry Jinglin Fairy Bar.
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WANT BETTER FLAVOR? START PLUCKING YOUR OWN CHICKENS, SAYS GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO
The real pride of Rambo’s henhouse, the real crown jewel in his cluck tower, are his meat hens.
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Beneath the Judgment of the Sun and 2 more by William Taylor Jr.
I’m sitting at a table outside of Mr. Bing’s and an aging biker chick sidles up
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Where I Come From: book review by Hugh Blanton
The Anna Karenina principle applies here: ‘All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.’
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We Is Series Gorko Club of Books: Wilson Koewing’s Rolling on the Bottom
Many of the stories read like the author’s notebook, in fact, seemingly without endings, and then back to the literary prose Koewing is master of.
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It’s So Quiet and 1 more by Strider Marcus Jones
whose smile they can’t close the shutters on or stop talking about
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HAVE YOU COLLUDED WITH THE ENEMY BUT INTENTIONALLY OMMITTED KEY DETAILS?
We are here to clear your name, provided it is true what we heard, that you withheld vital information from your last five drops, risking torture and death at the hands of ‘Kusnetsov’ and ‘Sokolov’.
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Man Committed to Attending Women’s Equality March Too Tired, It Turns Out by Liz Lydic
‘Yeah, at first I was really, really into it,’ he said.
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THERE WERE PLANTS AND ROCKS AND BIRDS AND THINGS, BROTHER ETHERNAN
La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la
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Leaving Carolina and Orson’s Ambulance by Fran Kursztejn
Dracula preyed on the giglots swaying slouching toward Times Square
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Protected: Gorko Serial Offender: Tark Mackintosh
There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
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The Theme of the Week Is What to Do When Your Bestie Reaps The Lost Souls Of Your Immediate Family
When it started back in late October of 2024, this reaping of lost souls, you shrugged it off as one of Derek’s little quirks.
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The Selfish American by Torrey Kurtzner
In a country filled with egocentric characters, Sai stood out from the crowd.
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SUGARY DRINKS AND THE MEN WHO SELL THEM TO BABIES
The men sell babies unhealthy, dangerous drinks at practically every imaginable venue.
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Mitch’s Predictions for the 97th Academy Awards
Predicting this year’s winners was particularly difficult due to the fact that I no longer watch movies.
