Month: May 2026
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The Poppy Runner and 1 more by Damon Hubbs
A bird and a fish may fall in love, but where would they live
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Intro to poetry and 2 more by Justin Lacour
my libido was like the possessed man who lived in the tombs
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A Complicated Dream Told as if Included in Akira Kurosawa’s Final Film, Dreams by Nora Rawn
Sterling service, doily. Scene. Family wealth from the diamond mine
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Odysseus stabs the eye of the cyclops and 1 more by Sarp Sozdinler
I held my breath during sirens to mute my blood The sink kept coughing up rust
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Crud Magazine Website by Bill Tope
Take your time and get to know the real Crud and, if you feel inspired, please read the following submission guidelines.
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The Blaze of Yesterday and 1 more by Donna Dallas
Orange haired leprechaun and his broomstick in the doorway of 12
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ARE YOU A NATURAL VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN?
Do you frequently step around ragamuffins in the street, cursing them in Victorian English?
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Ipswich to Pride’s Crossing and 2 more by Michael Igoe
It will take a lot more than you think, / if you’re planning on a crash landing
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GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO’S VEGAN RECIPE FOR WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS
Most of Rambo’s favorite things to eat and drink are absolutely within bounds.
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THE CLASS & HAPPY HOUR by J.R. Solonche
Now is the hour of the great softening when the sharp edges of the workday begin to blur.
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a nature poem in the style of my turkish esl girlfriend & dad’s antarctic mission by Aaron Barry
I started wearing faux leather pants but chafing restricted my movements and people took to gawking
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A Training Guide by Iryna Somkina
You aren’t training for a beach in July. You are training for the bar fight you can’t avoid.
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The new logo for Teddy Wallbanger and Team and 4 additional chalks by Theodore Wallbanger
Abe Kadabra paid no attention to trivial matters because he ran on fire energy.
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A Brief History of Transportation by Patrick Carella
We are approaching millennium. Observe the evolution of the human in the command pod—darker, more muscular—almost equine.
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What is your urgency statement? by Bruce Reisner
The man’s urgency was pure garbage. All our urgencies were a fabrication. Sad.
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A BOWL OF WORMS NEVER LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE SPAGHETTI BY LITTLE DAVID GREENER
‘This particular bowl of nightcrawlers probably looked more like spaghetti than any of my previous bowls of worms.’
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The Theme of the Week is Sports Chafing
Elizabeth Barret Browning was famous for her hot zumba rashes, of which she complains in Sonnets to the Portuguese XIX.
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Magazine Editor’s Handbook: Lesson One by Bill Tope
Thank you for the submission of _________ to _________ journal.
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2 new poems by Salvatore Difalco
I started wearing faux leather pants but chafing restricted my movements and people took to gawking
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Culling of the Centaurs by James Callan
smith and scrivener bowman and bride getting on like a house on fire
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The Third Obituary of Hiram C. Young by Marsden Lyonwahl
It is with sadness, respect, and some chagrin that this paper announces the passing of famed cowboy, Hiram C. Young.









