Since we are roughly halfway through 2022, let’s take a look back over last year’s Gorko favorites.
Month: December 2021
CHILLING: THIS MAN SAID NO WHEN A CHILD ASKED TO TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT
When local child Nadira was freezing her little butt off earlier this week she went to the one person she thought could save her from certain death: her father. ‘THIS MAN told me the temperature […]
HEY TONY THAT GUY IS WAVING AT US, DO SOMETHING
Hey Tony that guy in the white hat is waving at us. Yeah, the old guy in the white blouse. Shouldn’t we do something? I am going to wave back. Hi! Hi! Hello! Hey there, […]
RIGHT BEFORE THE WINDOWS GAVE WAY FROM TOO MUCH BEAUTIFUL
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WE ASKED 4 LOCAL K-12 TEACHERS FOR THE BASIC INGREDIENTS OF MEXICAN CHICKEN LIME SOUP. HERE ARE THEIR ANSWERS
We interviewed 4 local K-12 school teachers about the basic ingredients of the popular midweek dinner, Mexican chicken lime soup. Here are their recipes! TOBY: ‘I guess it has tortillas and water and some tequila […]
DEBBIE HARRY SURFING, 2014
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SIGNS HE IS ABOUT TO DUMP YOU VS SIGNS HE IS ABOUT TO TAKE A DUMP
It is the age-old question: is his remarkably strange, stiff behavior due to the fact that he has finally had enough of this dumb, manipulative relationship and is on the verge of dumping you, or […]
Christmas Special ‘Die Hearth 2: Down the Chimney’
Even if it is just another Friday night to you, The Gorko recommends flushing your time down the toilet with the brand new Die Hearth 2: Down the Chimney.
GOD HAS DECIDED TO REST YE MARY THIS DECEMBER, GENTLEMEN
Christmas has been postponed this year. Image by David Mark from Pixabay
THIS DELIGHTFUL SPONGE BATH REMINDS ME OF THAT ICONIC SCENE FROM OH DANG WHAT WAS IT
Me: This delightful sponge bath reminds me of that iconic movie scene from uh dang, what was it now, Jeeves. Jeeves: I do imagine the scene to which you refer, sir, if you do not […]
