Since we are roughly halfway through 2022, let’s take a look back over last year’s Gorko favorites.
When local child Nadira was freezing her little butt off earlier this week she went to the one person she thought could save her from certain death: her father. ‘THIS MAN told me the temperature […]
Hey Tony that guy in the white hat is waving at us. Yeah, the old guy in the white blouse. Shouldn’t we do something? I am going to wave back. Hi! Hi! Hello! Hey there, […]
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We interviewed 4 local K-12 school teachers about the basic ingredients of the popular midweek dinner, Mexican chicken lime soup. Here are their recipes! TOBY: ‘I guess it has tortillas and water and some tequila […]
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It is the age-old question: is his remarkably strange, stiff behavior due to the fact that he has finally had enough of this dumb, manipulative relationship and is on the verge of dumping you, or […]
Even if it is just another Friday night to you, The Gorko recommends flushing your time down the toilet with the brand new Die Hearth 2: Down the Chimney.
Christmas has been postponed this year. Image by David Mark from Pixabay
Me: This delightful sponge bath reminds me of that iconic movie scene from uh dang, what was it now, Jeeves. Jeeves: I do imagine the scene to which you refer, sir, if you do not […]
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by Tark Mackintosh Peoria’s own Poetry Society announced this morning that, in addition to the title billing of known poets Miss Mary Mackryll and others, it would open its monthly doors for the first time […]