‘And this is where we broke up,’ Toby grimly told his niece Latisha as they walked past The Roundtable café. ‘I think he is talking about Barbara, but who knows,’ Latisha told The Gorko as […]
Month: July 2022
ARE YOU AS NAKED AS A JAYBIRD? TAKE OUR FREE QUIZ TO FIND OUT
You certainly do not have a stitch of clothes on, but are you as naked as a jaybird? Take our free quiz to find out just how naked you really are. Reliability: 0.08% Photo by […]
THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER 20th
Funny or scary, we want to put out a collection of your takes on Bigfoot
AMAZING 1-INGREDIENT RECIPES
It happens to everyone: Uncle Toby got drunk and crashed your pickup truck and Louisa took off into the dusk on the only bicycle, so you are stuck trying to make dinner with just whatever […]
Upcoming Movie: ‘Mrs. Colten Fagen Goes to Copenhagen’
In 1950s London the widow of Mr. Colten Fagen, whom we also meet briefly, decides on a mad whim to pursue her dream of joining the Carnival on Ice Parade in Copenhagen, Denmark.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lessons is just plain unfun. Here is the latest line of wisdom, brought to you by Gorko. MORE UNFUN LESSONS HERE Photo by Hunters Race on Unsplash you may also […]
WHEN YOU LIKE YOUR NEW PENTHOUSE BUT IT IS LOCATED IN A DYSTOPIAN, 2049 LOS ANGELES
Also sometimes at night the toymaker downstairs gets all hot and bothered and winds all of his toys up and the skittering and yipping is extremely creepy.
‘Terminal Blue’ and ‘Self-Adjustments for the Greater Good’ by Mark Blickley and Amy Bassin
Excerpts from the text-based art book Dream Streams by Mark Blickley and Amy Bassin.
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY: YOU ARE ABOUT TO HIT THAT BRIDGE
Some lessons are harder than others, but today’s lesson is just plain unfun. Enjoy.
WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE CHICKEN COOP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF A LATCH YOU CAN’T WORK BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS: ARE YOU A CHICKEN?
When you find yourself inside the chicken coop, and I am sure we have all been there, on the wrong side of a latch you can’t work because you don’t have opposable thumbs, it may […]
THE BIGFOOT SPECIAL! THIS OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS NOW OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
THESE MONKEYS WERE INJECTED WITH BOTOX IN THE RUNUP TO A NATIONAL BEAUTY PAGEANT WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU
Where have you been, living under a rock or something? More than 25 monkeys have been banned from this year’s southern California beauty pageant for beauty enhancements that include multiple Botox injections. First place in […]