HAIL CAESAR

On his third visit the Doc cut those shoes off. / Said that was the best he could do.
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My father
was bastard son of an emperor
I am
bastard son of an abbot
Some lessons are harder than others, and although today’s lesson is pretty unfun, it just might save your mom’s fiddle. Photo by Kajetan Sumila on Unsplash you may also like…
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A hundred years of peace has ended with the arrival of a rival claimaint to Mufaza the Twelfth’s Loin Throne, Uncle One-Eyed Jack.
Why did you bring a date to our family dinner, hissed Mom immediately after grace, refusing to pass ‘Asia’ the potatoes.
NEWPORT PLEASURE
No word yet on whether or not public opinion will be swayed on the reality of Bigfoot, or if Sassy and Barry will tie the knot.
If you were a pilgrim about to celebrate your first harvest in the New World and were presented by this fine orange pumpkin by the Pokanoket warrier Squanto, what would you do with it? STICK […]