Ruff ruff! barks Chico, a truly aggressive chess player.
Month: July 2023
‘Flipper’ by Cheryl Snell
For a moment it believes it will escape to freedom on the mouth’s wave of coughing and spitting, but no such luck.
MITCH’S LET’S JUMP THE GUN! TOP TEN MOVIES OF 2023 IN JULY
Gorko Entertainment Editor Mitchell Kennedy sticks a fork in those months of moviegoing madness with his annual LET’S JUMP THE GUN – Mitch’s top movie picks of the year, only halfway through the year!
THE MURDER OF MR. WONDERFUL
In his now famous last words, he asked, ‘Who let Kimmel back in here? Jimmy, is that you under that toupee?’
FROM THE AMERICAN CHEESE SPECIAL: ‘Coagulating, with Grace’ by Annabelle Williams
I’ve grown a mustache and my car rattles / on the side of the highway while I heave
MISTER BANANA IS A FREAK
Can feel the gills expanding…
TRY TO DRAW THIS, I DARE YOU: A PEAR
Here is the marker, what are you waiting for?
GOT THE TUESDAY DUES? HAPPINESS HACKS FROM MISTER BANANA
One time Mister Banana went out for baseball…
DID YOU MISS ‘READ A ROAD MAP WEEK’? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO HELP ME GET TO CLEVELAND, HOP IN
Gorko Caption Contest! Favorite captions will be published at the end of the summer.
‘All Roads’ and 3 more by Donna Dallas
Blue blood, blue eyes,
dead heart.
Classic Gorko: WOULDN’T YOU LOVE TO BELONG TO THIS SMILE?
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IF YOUR PET SNAKE RALPHIE ATE YOUR FAVORITE GUINEA PIG HAMLET, HOW MANY MOUSE MONDAYS WOULD YOU CANCEL AS PUNISHMENT?
What if Ralphie went on a roll, swallowing Chomper, Nibbles, Marshmallow, and Rosie?