Month: May 2024
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‘AN ODE TO JERKIN AND JERKIN OFF, A JADED JOURNEY SPENT JERKIN OFF, OR JUST ‘JERKIN OFF’, IF THAT’S YOUR THING’ by G.M.H. Thompson
He is home, takin his jerkin off, in the parlor, after he came in.
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‘That Stranger Could Have Been Him’ and 1 more by Kushal Poddar
‘Old’, a keyword in this place, browns away on a wooden plaque on some shop front.
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‘End Rhyme’ by Allan Lake
Common sense superseded by nasty non- sense queueing like so many mosquitoes
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‘moon shot mortuary’ and 4 others by Peter Magliocco
my ebony cockatoo awakens gross-splendor in a formidable lunar module gasping in cheesy release
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NEW ‘GOOD AT A PARTY’ ILLINOIS STATE TROOPER UNIFORMS ISSUED
The Illinois State Poh-lice have announced that they will be unveiling new Good At A Party™ uniforms later this month.
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The Theme of the Week is Ragamuffins
If you haven’t thought about Ragamuffins in some time, you shouldn’t feel alone.
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WHY MORE DOWNSIZED EMPLOYEES ARE WORKING FROM HOME
Americans are embracing downsizing models — but what are the hidden costs?
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‘A Life History in Miniature’ first 3 parts by Bruce Gee
At twenty one a friend of mine said I’m not making as many mistakes as I did last year.
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‘Confessions of a Sea Cucumber’ and 1 more by Gene Goldfarb
You might think we cats dream of mice or balls of yarn and you’d be wrong, it’s not all
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THIS IS WHAT LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI IS WEARING TODAY
GORKO RETREAD! NO NOT REREAD, RETARD, RETREAD. BECAUSE SOME OF THE CLASSIC GORKO ARTICLES ARE OUR FAVORITES. ‘THIS IS WHAT LITERARY CRITIC AND ASSHOLE DON MARKENBALDI IS WEARING TODAY’ FIRST PUBLISHED 17 JULY 2021 17 July 2021 So the three-time…
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‘I’M JUST LUCKY I GUESS’ and 2 more by John Grey
If svelte is style’s first commandment then you obey.
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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MISTER BANANA
To celebrate Mother’s Day, Mister Banana has decided to engage in a little of what the youngsters like to call self-care.
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Film Review by Heissell Ramirez: ‘Smokey Saves Yogi’s Big Day!’
This visit is so important that the Supreme Commissioner even promises to give Ranger Smith a promotion to Chief Ranger if everything goes off without a hitch.
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HAPPY THIRD BIRTHDAY GORKO!
We had one job, and that was to double-check that May 10th is in fact the anniversary of The Gorko Gazette.
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‘Form Rejection: A Saga in Seven Acts’ by Mike McHone
Thank you for sending us your poem ‘A Poem,’ but we regret to inform you it’s not the right fit for us.
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GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO REVEALS THE BEST FRYING OILS FOR THAT SPECIAL DATE
As many fans of Gorko chef Rambo Bolillo’s world-famous cooking show know, as well as being master of sauce, Rambo is also a five-star lover.
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2 poems by Tauwan Patterson
The shirt accents the chest. Works overtime to pump up the biceps forever trying.
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HOW YOU THE PASSENGER CAN HELP THE DRIVER
Sometimes our lives seem completely full of these embarrassing people and it can be difficult to know how to help them in a compassionate, responsible manner.
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‘Friday Mornings’ by Lynn White
‘Don’t matter’ the boy said. ‘Don’t go anyway, except for Friday mornings.’
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The Lemondrop Dream Blog: Niece of the therapist’s niece
If you have come off your meds, that is the Lemondrop Tincture of Potassium #893, or need cash, I think you should probably sell one of your properties in York Mills.
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‘Nostalgia’ by Bhanusree S. Kumar
I Was Just Doing Fine For The First 3 Days / Yet That Was Neither An Escape Nor Solution
