In a revealing new quick-guide to UK-based newspapers and tabloids for American readers, such beacons of the free press as The Irish Times and Edinburgh End, now widely available for subscription or free on the […]
The horse has already made up its mind. …your move. Image by Dave Soldano at https://www.flickr.com/photos/davesoldano/52113199046/in/explore-2022-06-01/
Some lessons are harder than others. Some lessons are just plain unfun. We are not preaching. No one is forcing you to live a better, more productive life. All we ask is that you think […]
Here is The Gorko Gazette’s 2022 list of all the other things you want but can’t have.
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for picnic season, is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich. Many poets who stand […]
#3: MIDWESTERN U.S. CASSEROLE-STYLE LASAGNA MADE WITH LO-FAT COTTAGE CHEESE AND SERVED ONTO PAPER PLATES
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
Hey, now, calm down
No doubt i don’t know
And could be told many things
‘I sold my cell phone in 2014,’ confirmed Bunny from her hospital gurney.
If Fiona runs me again, I will knock her to the ground
But help her back up because that’s good sportsmanship
‘We do not know if you have ever seen a half-digested human corpse barfed back along with some oversized kibbles on somebody’s front lawn,’ they quipped.
So your New Year Resolution was to cut down on carbs by introducing more plant-based snacks to your weekly routine, and The Gorko is here to help. PLANT-BASED SNACK NO. 32: INSTANT CELERY STICKS Not […]