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Month: June 2022
THIS HORSE IS COMING FOR YOUR FISTFUL OF CARROTS
The horse has already made up its mind. …your move. Image by Dave Soldano at https://www.flickr.com/photos/davesoldano/52113199046/in/explore-2022-06-01/
GORKO UNFUN BUT TRUE LESSON OF THE DAY
Some lessons are harder than others. Some lessons are just plain unfun. We are not preaching. No one is forcing you to live a better, more productive life. All we ask is that you think […]
THIS DOG AND 10 OTHER THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HAVE
Here is The Gorko Gazette’s 2022 list of all the other things you want but can’t have.
The Theme of the Week is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich
Every week our Theme Expert, Teddy, goes into detail on a new theme. This week’s theme, just in time for picnic season, is When The Tomato Falls Out Of Your Sandwich. Many poets who stand […]
3 GREAT LASAGNA RECIPES FOR COVERING THE CRUSHED GLASS
#3: MIDWESTERN U.S. CASSEROLE-STYLE LASAGNA MADE WITH LO-FAT COTTAGE CHEESE AND SERVED ONTO PAPER PLATES
GORKO BIGFOOT SPECIAL PLANNED FOR OCTOBER – SUBMISSIONS OPEN
We are looking for articles, stories, poetry, cartoons, or whatever about Bigfoot, Yeti, Wildman, Wood Ape, Iceman, Skunk Ape, Grassman, Wendigo, Hairy Man, Cripplefoot or other bigfeet / bigfoots.
‘When’s Recess?’ by Captain B
Hey, now, calm down
No doubt i don’t know
And could be told many things
ARE YOU CRAZY: THIS WOMAN LIVED WITH THE GRIZZLIES FOR EIGHT YEARS WITHOUT INTERNET
‘I sold my cell phone in 2014,’ confirmed Bunny from her hospital gurney.
Tough Day At Work by Seamus Easton
If Fiona runs me again, I will knock her to the ground
But help her back up because that’s good sportsmanship
SCIENTISTS SAY SURE, JACK, THEY COULD BREED 30-FOOT TALL CATS, BUT SHOULD THEY
‘We do not know if you have ever seen a half-digested human corpse barfed back along with some oversized kibbles on somebody’s front lawn,’ they quipped.
GREAT PLANT-BASED SNACKS NO. 32: INSTANT CELERY STICKS
So your New Year Resolution was to cut down on carbs by introducing more plant-based snacks to your weekly routine, and The Gorko is here to help. PLANT-BASED SNACK NO. 32: INSTANT CELERY STICKS Not […]