Petals pucker,
stems slump,
crab apples rot

Petals pucker,
stems slump,
crab apples rot
What’s the difference between a rock star celebrity and a normal celebrity?
Pass me the slutty Bono, Charles, we need to turn this grease hog over.
By midnight on the same day, Twitter influencers had declared Gary for all intents and purposes a dead man.
page 1 There Is A Demon Inside Us Its rage is large with luster like an untamed moonbeam,And these moonbeams dance together in a wicked dance,It turns all lunar love into another thing,Eclipse this moon […]
On a Montana patio
With my Uncle Jim
And a cellar full of wine
Gorko EIC obviously receives a lot of mail from real and sexy people, but what you may not have known about are the vast piles of sexy SPAM mail he is also forced to sift […]
NO TOMMY NOT THE strawberry chipotle HAIL CAESAR! SCREAMED BABY JANE, BUT TOO LATE It is what you always suspected growing up in the Midwest: more than 65% of all raunchy salad dressings you were […]
What is definitely not part of the new Norm is any new resolution to do his own dishes, offer to cook for the house, pick up his junk, or do any cleaning whatsoever.
Some lessons are harder than others. Some lessons are just plain unfun. We are not preaching. No one is forcing you to live a better, more productive life. All we ask is that you think […]
Hello friends. My name is Lemon Reilly, your Life Doctor.