Month: February 2025
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Rodentia Bombers and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
BANGERS was car hop bedlam strapping slippery vixens to Rollerblades to assist with running flash food service to horny riders craving skewered beef poles.
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3 THINGS EVERY MAN LOVES TO HEAR WHILE STUCK IN BUMPER-TO-BUMPER TRAFFIC
Make a joke out of something completely unfunny, like a flat tire.
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A VERY SMALL BOTTLE OF VODKA MAY STILL CONTAIN ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO MAKE YOU FEEL AMAZING, EXPERTS WARN
Gorko investigative journalists will be researching the phenomenon of small shooter bottles all afternoon.
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Love Poem for Three and 1 more by Damon Hubbs
with her funny pink teeth, soliciting darkness to release the bats
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OH BOY THEY GAVE HIM THE RIGHT-HANDED PEN
I am going to take this right-handed pen and write a letter to the owner.
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proselyting by Theodore Wallbanger
When I penned my religious toxicity in a font story entitled ‘firestarter’.
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All you want (a series of lies) by Colin Gee
Between adobe walls in the land of blue agave there is a flash in the pan, but it is just the pork fat catching fire on the hob, the sugar and salt glinting on the rim of the glass, the…
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Who Killed Joe Hardy? and 1 more by Tim Frank
because there’s magic in your eyes floating like space debris above carmine contrail skies.
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Bukowski Redux and 1 more by Theodore Wallbanger
Salacious tambourines sucked hands bending hypnotic soundtracks for this grand prophecy
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The Summer I Grofulated, or, Verbal Abuse by Bill Kitcher
I looked both words up on the intertubes. Under ‘twimmle’, it says, ‘grofulate’.
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Your Submission to the Great Indian Kitty Party Club Anthology by Pushpa T.S.
Lastly, breathe a word of this to any living, dead or undead soul and you’ll be canceled and obliterated from the Indian writing scene altogether.
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MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON GUARDS PLAY MAXIMUM STAKES CARD GAME
Betting at the towering Supermax normally begins with a $1 buy-in.
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LOOK AFTER YOUR MATE: A UNI-FRIENDLY GUIDE TO SUPPORT YOUR STRUGGLING CLASSMATES BY ZOÉ MAHFOUZ
Life is tough. Get a helmet.
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Post-Beauty and Almost American Surrealism: A Review of Damon Hubbs’ Venus at the Arms Fair by Sean G. Meggeson
My associations call it James Tate dressed as Breton writing Catullus while doing poppers with Black Francis as Pete Townshend’s ‘Empty Glass’ plays at the bar.
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MAN FALLS DOWN SHAFT OF HIS OWN MAKING
Indications are that the shaft the man identified as Patty Jelly fell down late last night was a hole he himself had excavated.
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Poems by Ma Yongbo
In the steam, the taillights flicker dimly This is a climate without scenery, it is something nameless
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BOXER THE BOXER IN THE DOG HOUSE AGAIN
Boxer the Boxer was silent when asked about his role in the accident, but his face is guilty AF.
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GORKO CHEF RAMBO BOLILLO CLAIMS VEGANUARY DROVE HIM TO DRINK
Did you know that Chef Rambo also appreciates a nice leafy salad, or did before Veganuary drove him into an alcoholic freefall?
